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    Quote Originally Posted by LadyJaye View Post
    I was blasting Billy Idol in the car a few weeks ago and backed into a car in the parking lot because I couldn't hear her honking the horn. I'm a menace.
    You're one of those people who redefine typically negative terms to endearing ones simply by applying them to yourself.

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    The best way to make extra money is:

    take on a side sales gig that uses high pressure techniques
    Next- cyber and phone stalk your family and friends.
    Next- lay the high pressure sales guilt on them.
    Next- get really pissed off when they are completely not interested in the eh hem scam- and make them feel horrible.
    Next- write status updates on facebook with personal digs to the family and friends that didn't buy from you.

    Not.
    It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. ~e.e. cummings

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    Black Friday - Rage
    Small Business Saturday - ehh
    Cyber Monday - WTF?!

    consumerist Christmas: the dude does NOT abide.
    You hem me in -- behind and before;
    you have laid your hand upon me.
    Such knowledge is too wonderful for me,
    too lofty for me to attain.


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    Damn you, Green Building Council! Damn you, LEED!


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    but that is not a pic of you.
    it is not even YOU
    It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. ~e.e. cummings

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    ten seconds after entering the bathroom: bombarded with the question are you taking a shower.? damn let me shit in peace

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    My upstairs neighbor is mentally handicapped, coughs loudly, and blasts the same handful of 70s songs every day and sometimes in the middle of the night. Sometimes he dances and sings along with terrible pitch.

    If I have to listen to House of the Rising sun one more time!
    "My sister puts up a front so people won't know how vulnerable she really is. Me? I put up a front so people won't know how vulnerable I'm not." - Dexter

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    Dear United States government:

    Nail polish is not a dangerous substance. Sending nail polish to my sister for Christmas does not and will not endanger any personnel of the United States Postal Service, any aircraft, any ground vehicle, nor my sister.

    You're all idiots.

    Love,


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    Quote Originally Posted by LevelZeroHero View Post
    My upstairs neighbor is mentally handicapped, coughs loudly, and blasts the same handful of 70s songs every day and sometimes in the middle of the night. Sometimes he dances and sings along with terrible pitch.

    If I have to listen to House of the Rising sun one more time!

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    I have a cousin who is constantly making Facebook statuses about her good deeds, but they're always really stupid shit like giving a homeless man a bag of popcorn or letting someone cut in front of her in line. I want to call her out on it so bad but I have to restrain myself.

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