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Thread: The Rant Thread

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    Fuck this shit. If I try, I'll lose by my standards, and probably piss everyone off by trying to do the impossible, becoming a depressed workaholic, and not getting what I want out of life anyway. If I don't, I'll lose by my standards and lose whatever level of self-respect I have. I wish alcohol actually numbed my feelings, instead of just amplifying whatever I'm feeling at the moment while making me too clumsy and fog-headed to do anything about it.
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    this song and the imagery it evokes are so ridiculously horrible, I can't believe its real everytime I hear it playing on the radio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasilisa View Post
    this song and the imagery it evokes are so ridiculously horrible, I can't believe its real everytime I hear it playing on the radio.
    Have you heard the fox?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelchairdoug View Post
    Have you heard the fox?
    not in regular rotation on the radio.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasilisa View Post
    this song and the imagery it evokes are so ridiculously horrible, I can't believe its real everytime I hear it playing on the radio.
    Michael Jackson as a boygroup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelchairdoug View Post
    Have you heard the fox?
    Had to look this one up. Wow.


    I have heard of this Bruno Mars guy, but I couldn't name one of his singles and wouldn't recognize his voice. Does he normally do satire or is he actually playing this "Gorilla" song straight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    Had to look this one up. Wow.
    Painful, isn't it?
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    When the Broncos win 51-48 but Demaryius Thomas only gets 6 fantasy points.
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    Dear neighbors shooting guns at 10pm-

    If you're the state trooper, which I think you are, because it seems like two bursts of fire every time I hear something and I don't believe your neighbors have semi-autos: I'm all for working on reducing emissions and fossil fuel consumption and such if it'll help the environment, but if you need something to compensate for a small penis or a shitty personal life, buy a gas guzzler, for fucks sake. If that's not it, which I doubt it is because you're already a state trooper and all...please get your head out of your ass. Oh, and take a shower. That'll get the shit out of your ears so you can FUCKING HEAR how loud you're being at this time of night.

    If you're the poor rednecks next door to the officer: You see, there are these things called food stamps, disability, unemployment, or social security. You don't need to hunt for food at 10pm to feed your family. If it's a pride thing, see above. If not, I know you have at least one car. You're quite capable of getting food by other means, just USE THEM for fuck's sake.
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    fuck you bus why.can't you be on time for once theres no point in going.cuz youre going.to show up 50 minutes late which is the time I need to.arrive

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