I feel like shit, i want to eat, so i take a bite, then i want to barf. my head hurts i'm irritable i want a fucking blanket and i need a hug
I'm not pregnant
Thread: The Rant Thread
09-19-2013, 08:11 PM #3161
09-21-2013, 05:36 PM #3162GinkgoGuest
I dislike this state of mind.
09-24-2013, 07:45 AM #3163
I weep for humanity every time I dive into parenting forums.
"I began spanking my son at 4 weeks old."
Yes hello I'll just be taking your son now because in that one sentence you have proven you are too incompetent and stupid to ever be allowed within 500 km of a child.people who expect a change
who can't throw away their humanity
who stay idle in growth
who won't dirty their hands
those are the most terrifying of monsters
09-24-2013, 07:57 AM #3164
Few things as fury-making as when some dumb fuck "corrects" you for their own dumbfuckery.
09-24-2013, 08:29 AM #3165
09-24-2013, 09:38 AM #3166
I get called 'Sherlock Holmes' all the time, because apparently people think I'm good at predicting other people's actions and motivations. Now I'm afraid they're right.
Major creep who I didn't have any direct evidence of when it comes to his creepiness, now indeed turns out to be a creep who secretly takes pictures of women while they're getting dressed.
Found out that some dude I know has a one letter tattoo and without asking I immediately assumed it had something to do with a certain art project, didn't ask about it, instead googled the exact art project I was thinking about, turns out his tattoo was indeed a part of that exact art project.
I already had a feeling I had nothing to do with my last client's bathroom being dirty when she confronted me about it last week (my shoes were clean, I double-checked it!), turns out today it's indeed her shoes that leave stains all over the place.
Now I just hope that all the bad things I see coming to people I know won't come true.Ewww is the new sexy
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09-24-2013, 10:20 AM #3167
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God is dead. All hail the return of Darth Raptor, the true lord of the Wizards!
09-25-2013, 05:35 AM #3168
Pretty much everything from 12:45pm onwards today has sucked balls. I'm pretty certain everyone at work thinks I'm a joke and wants me to get fired. Also, was not expecting to come home late, missed the bus by like a minute - it pulled off as I was running to the stop. Now it's raining and cold and I don't have a jumper. Also, I've been waiting half an hour for another bus.
I hate everything.
update update: phone on 9%
Terrible things happen to good people every day.
Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
I am one of the terrible things..
09-25-2013, 07:56 AM #3169
09-25-2013, 10:21 AM #3170
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