dear room mate buy some fucking paper towels, it's your turn! we bought them the last two times. Oh and I bought dishwasher detergent twice in a row because even though it's your turn you'll never buy any. You're welcome.
Perfectly robust chickens Run laps a lot Pee on the garden Leap over fences Cock is a word for rooster Hen is a type of chicken? Kit kats are good Nice chickens don't belong in the Zoo
Please stop annoying me. Sometimes I just want to make a copy of something and I don't like it when you don't let me because you think something's wrong even though it wouldn't matter if it were wrong.
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -
the man's evil f%^&ing c^nt of an ex stole the dog this evening... not only did she cheat on him, lie to him and take advantage of him, but now the b!tch stole the dog that she gave her because she couldn't take care of her :steam:
of course, this happened on my watch
I feel bad because I feel like it's my fault, even though I don't even know how she got out and I'm f^cking PISSED... which is probably why I punched the wall and that IS why my hand hurt... I might have anger issues
“Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett