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Thread: The Rant Thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    D: That is so horrifying.

    I don't even want to kill them, let alone march them to death. Better to get it over with and dispose of them quickly. (And neatly -- scotch tape makes for a good, clean kill.*)


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    Well, if they started the Death March, you could spray the whole circle with soapy water. That's what animal ctrl does for killer bees to quickly kill them. Cuts off the air supply for the abdominal breathing holes. Ants breathe similarly, I believe. One mass death.

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    Oh, how I just love a round of "talking" with him at two in the morning when I'm SUPPOSED to be writing or sleeping since I have to put two shows together tomorrow.

    ...except...I kind of do really love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    Put a shoe on, you slob!

    ...

    Never mind the fact they make you look sloven, when your footwear is impeding your locomotion you've got a problem and the solution is to wear 'real' shoes!

    I saw The Way, Way Back today, and the guy sitting two chairs over had flip-flops. That is not to say he was WEARING flip-flops. Oh, no. No, he slipped them off and kept his left foot perched atop his right knee. That's right: smelly, dirty bare foot on his knee, about four feet from me.

    If that wasn't gross enough, he had slipped off both "pieces of footwear" (if you can even call them that) and has his right foot planted on the floor. Movie theatre floor. Sticky, popcorn-covered movie theatre floor. Bare foot.

    *shudder*

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    I saw The Way, Way Back today, and the guy sitting two chairs over had flip-flops. That is not to say he was WEARING flip-flops. Oh, no. No, he slipped them off and kept his left foot perched atop his right knee. That's right: smelly, dirty bare foot on his knee, about four feet from me.

    If that wasn't gross enough, he had slipped off both "pieces of footwear" (if you can even call them that) and has his right foot planted on the floor. Movie theatre floor. Sticky, popcorn-covered movie theatre floor. Bare foot.

    *shudder*
    if feet were so wrong, why don't we just slither around like slugs?

    This thread causes me to realize that it's been a long time since I've walked around barefoot.
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    There's nothing wrong with feet, in the same was there's nothing wrong with your ass. But I don't want to see your bare ass when I'm going to a movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    Rant about stinky feet
    *shudder*




    If he was in flip flops then his feet shouldn't have been stinky as they were exposed to the air.

    Dirty, without a doubt, but if they were stinky then the man has a problem.

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    Got downsized yesterday. Via email. And then when I replied to the email for more details (because he said "we can talk later about the details and possibilities for the future," making it sound like it MIGHT be a temporary layoff, though I doubt it) I got an "Out of Office" reply that my boss will be out of town until 8/12. My last day is supposed to be the 20th.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivy View Post
    Got downsized yesterday. Via email. And then when I replied to the email for more details (because he said "we can talk later about the details and possibilities for the future," making it sound like it MIGHT be a temporary layoff, though I doubt it) I got an "Out of Office" reply that my boss will be out of town until 8/12. My last day is supposed to be the 20th.

    Okay. Everything in this paragraph is shitty. :C

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    @Ivy- here is another kitty getting trapped in a box. (building off Nij's idea)

    *leaves offering at mod altar*


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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    There's nothing wrong with feet, in the same was there's nothing wrong with your ass. But I don't want to see your bare ass when I'm going to a movie.
    Do you have a foot fetish or something? I'm always puzzled by people who are this freaked out by feet...as someone who wears flip-flops like I'm a Chinese person and walks barefoot whenever climate and surface allows. I tend to think people who are this freaked out by feet must secretly sexualize feet in this way, to compare feet in this irrational way to butts or genitals.

    You know, I know a guy who wears his shoes even inside the house who doesn't seem to care for feet, who also said things to me in the past like I should never mention I have my period, or even go to the bathroom, because girls don't go to the bathroom. All of this stuff screams sexual neurosis, hard core.

    Could you actually smell his feet (that would be pretty bad and unusual since feet air out more in sandals and flip flops) or were you just imagining that you could because you're freaked out by or fixated on feet?
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