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    BARBARIAN RAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEEE

    HOLY FUCKBALLS. I DON:T EVEN. CAN"T MOUTHWORDS THIS> FUUUUUUUUUCK.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Still gonna get Chlöe front-declawed.. just scheduled. Hasn't that poor kitten been through enough? Starved almost to death at birth. She's FINALLY calmed down a good degree, so much less fearful, & you're going to just fucking take that away from her for your own needs.
    Stupid selfish bitch. Ugh.

    So disgusted. Not surprised. The only consolation is that she's still young so providing there aren't complications, she should adapt okay. But still, there's no need for it to happen AT ALL. She uses her post. She doesn't scratch unless she's scared & you're trying to force "comfort" on her by holding her when she wants to go hide til she feels safe.

    Such a stupid self-centered ugly human being. Anything you claim to love is just some appendage of yourself. Vile.
    Can't stand it. Can't. fucking. stand it.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    If you're standing in line at the cashier in the grocery store and you've emptied your cart or basket's contents on to the conveyor belt put the little plastic divider down behind your stuff, you ignorant fool.

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    I find rants to be a bit irrational and an unproductive use of time and emotional energy.

    /end rant

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    NO MORE DIAHHREA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    Still gonna get Chlöe front-declawed.. just scheduled. Hasn't that poor kitten been through enough? Starved almost to death at birth. She's FINALLY calmed down a good degree, so much less fearful, & you're going to just fucking take that away from her for your own needs.
    Stupid selfish bitch. Ugh.

    So disgusted. Not surprised. The only consolation is that she's still young so providing there aren't complications, she should adapt okay. But still, there's no need for it to happen AT ALL. She uses her post. She doesn't scratch unless she's scared & you're trying to force "comfort" on her by holding her when she wants to go hide til she feels safe.

    Such a stupid self-centered ugly human being. Anything you claim to love is just some appendage of yourself. Vile.
    Can't stand it. Can't. fucking. stand it.
    I didn't even know you could still get that done. It just seems so needlessly cruel.

    Magnus is an especially fearful cat, his coping mechanism when he's unsure is to run to his scratching post and scratch it whilst looking at you. It totally calms him down.

    He's also not okay with being picked up or held for long periods, he will squirm and slightly claw to get away, but that's because he's freaking out. I just don't force holding on him. Easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nijntje View Post
    I didn't even know you could still get that done. It just seems so needlessly cruel.

    Magnus is an especially fearful cat, his coping mechanism when he's unsure is to run to his scratching post and scratch it whilst looking at you. It totally calms him down.

    He's also not okay with being picked up or held for long periods, he will squirm and slightly claw to get away, but that's because he's freaking out. I just don't force holding on him. Easy.
    Yeah it's still done in the U.S. Big moneymaker. She did well with claw caps, actually. I reminded my mom that & said I'd buy her claw caps for life for her front paws. Pink sparkly ones. I can order them online/have them shipped to her house. Some of them fall off through a month or so, but she can't damage anything really with the one exposed claw here & there. She has scratched the white cat in the eye before, & he's front-declawed (unfortunately), so he can't fully defend himself. Jack's a larger cat, so he can just throw her around, all, "piss off, child!" Usually she's just trying to play. These serve as a humane means of preventing any injuries, imo. I'm sure there are training techniques one could try, too, but my mom won't bother, & wants tangible reassurance. *rolls eyes*

    So, that worked. Another reprieve.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Ants!! Why do you keep appearing on my kitchen counter?? Do you think I WANT to kill you????

    I mean, I have been, and I will continue to. I squashed at least sixty of you with the sticky sides of ten pieces of Scotch tape. SIXTY. On my KITCHEN COUNTER. There was no food there. And you motherfuckers weren't even walking in a straight line.

    What is WRONG with you?? Did you just lose your Queen? If so -- which, by the way, would be awesome, because it would mean my ant poison is working -- then please, for the love of god, do your Queen selection somewhere else!!

    This isn't 'Nam! This is my kitchen! There are RULES!!
    and it's nice enough to
    make a man
    weep, but I don't
    weep, do
    you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EJCC View Post
    Ants!! Why do you keep appearing on my kitchen counter?? Do you think I WANT to kill you????

    I mean, I have been, and I will continue to. I squashed at least sixty of you with the sticky sides of ten pieces of Scotch tape. SIXTY. On my KITCHEN COUNTER. There was no food there. And you motherfuckers weren't even walking in a straight line.

    What is WRONG with you?? Did you just lose your Queen? If so -- which, by the way, would be awesome, because it would mean my ant poison is working -- then please, for the love of god, do your Queen selection somewhere else!!

    This isn't 'Nam! This is my kitchen! There are RULES!!
    It'd be cool if you can find something to destroy their pheromone trails.

    Observe their Death March:

    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    It'd be cool if you can find something to destroy their pheromone trails.

    Observe their Death March:

    D: That is so horrifying.

    I don't even want to kill them, let alone march them to death. Better to get it over with and dispose of them quickly. (And neatly -- scotch tape makes for a good, clean kill.*)


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