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    It took a concerted effort to get our one cat to go outside. We keep them inside in a back room at night, and let them out in the morning. This cat ran into the rat of the house instead of outside twice. I ultimately had to shut the laundry room door and the door to the rest of the house, then chase her out.



    Cats can be assholes indeed. BUT THEY'RE SO ADORABLE.







    Christ, I'm going to die alone with five cats, aren't I?
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    I would like to make a formal retraction...

    I woke up to Jack sleeping all over me, hugging my foot, purring in his sleep.
    I accept his psychological problems.
    Cuz he's my fuzzy kitty<3



    @Nijntje- I picture you being like some sort of hypercritical mom from the 50s in that situation with your cat. Like giving subtle uncomfortable hints she needs to put down the fork. Your kitty probably listens to that Christina Aguilera song when you're not around, looking in the mirror.. I am beautiful.. in every single way, words can't bring meeee dowwwwwwwn.. and eating nonfood items for comfort.

    @wheelchairdoug-
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    @Lexicon she just sluts up against @JivinJeffJones and gives me the stink eye.

    She looooooooves him. Almost as much as she loves food.

    Fat-fat-fattie-fat-fattie-fattie-fattie-fat.

    If she could understand my taunts, I'm sure she would have found a way to trip me over and kill me.

    Then eat my face off.

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
    .



    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nijntje View Post
    @Lexicon she just sluts up against @JivinJeffJones and gives me the stink eye.

    She looooooooves him. Almost as much as she loves food.

    Fat-fat-fattie-fat-fattie-fattie-fattie-fat.

    If she could understand my taunts, I'm sure she would have found a way to trip me over and kill me.

    Then eat my face off.
    Aw, she understands what you're saying.. it's only a matter of time.

    And you should look fwd to her eating your face off. You'll be so much closer, then.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    @Lexicon


    That was hilarious!
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    It gives me warm fuzzies think I could help her acquire another layer of blubber

    Also, it makes me even happier to think of what I'd look like by the time someone found me....

    Oh Alice, you go for the soft bits!!

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    @Lexicon

    'Beautiful' just came on the radio. I could only picture Alice with the cat hairbrush in her paw, meowing along in the mirror with it.

    You've ruined me

    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
    .



    Conclusion: Dinosaurs


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    One of my bandmates keeps posting stuff in out FB group and then deleting it right away. So then I get a notification but can's see what he posted. Infuriating!!
    Masquerading as a normal person day after day is exhausting.

    My blog:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aquarelle View Post
    One of my bandmates keeps posting stuff in out FB group and then deleting it right away. So then I get a notification but can's see what he posted. Infuriating!!
    I hate when people do this. *empathizes* *catches himself feeling empathy* *scolds self and retracts into emotional shell*
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    Well played @93JC, well played.
    Jarlaxle: fact checking this thread makes me want to go all INFP on my wrists

    "I'm in competition with myself and I'm losing."
    -Roger Waters

    ReadingRainbows: OMG GUYS
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    hel: fairies?
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