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    Ellie from The Last of Us needs to STOP. BEING.

    SO.
    FUCKING.

    ADORABLE.

    ...Seriously stop, or I'll break the laws of physics and jump into the game to make you my woman.
    people who expect a change
    who can't throw away their humanity
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    those are the most terrifying of monsters

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    Fuck you! don't turn off my timer, its counting down for a reason, it's highly annoying, why would the fuck would you do that?
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    We are writing the year 2013, the German women's national soccer team has been European Champion five times in a row. Tomorrow starts the 2013 championship - and what does our public television do?

    What do they do?




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    JACK. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT


    You passive aggressive... little shit.
    Stop mushing your face into my hair only to bite/pull it cuz I won't go in the kitchen.
    Stop mrowwling loudly in other rooms, knocking stuff over, & chewing the houseplant. Bad. NO.
    All because you want to be fed early cuz you're anxious.

    I'm not giving in.

    Man the fuck up and let me sleep. Asshole.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    JACK. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT


    You passive aggressive... little shit.
    Stop mushing your face into my hair only to bite/pull it cuz I won't go in the kitchen.
    Stop mrowwling loudly in other rooms, knocking stuff over, & chewing the houseplant. Bad. NO.
    All because you want to be fed early cuz you're anxious.

    I'm not giving in.

    Man the fuck up and let me sleep. Asshole.
    Oooh, how I can feel your pain! Stay strong!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Herring View Post
    Oooh, how I can feel your pain! Stay strong!
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    JACK. GODFUCKINGDAMMIT


    You passive aggressive... little shit.
    Stop mushing your face into my hair only to bite/pull it cuz I won't go in the kitchen.
    Stop mrowwling loudly in other rooms, knocking stuff over, & chewing the houseplant. Bad. NO.
    All because you want to be fed early cuz you're anxious.

    I'm not giving in.

    Man the fuck up and let me sleep. Asshole.
    Give him some catnip. It's non addictive and all natural.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginkgo View Post
    Give him some catnip. It's non addictive and all natural.

    Ha, actually I heard eating that can help with their anxiety, but I ran out.

    He's gonna have to tuffen up.

    He's meowing an inch from my my face now, intermittently. I don't understand this shit. I've only ever fed him at normal feeding times.




    WHY ARE YOU AN EMOTIONAL EATER, JACK?! YOU HAVE AN UNACCEPTABLE FAT SOUL.
    STOP IT
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
    03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
    03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

    02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
    02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack

    03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    YOU HAVE AN UNACCEPTABLE FAT SOUL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexicon View Post
    WHY ARE YOU AN EMOTIONAL EATER, JACK?! YOU HAVE AN UNACCEPTABLE FAT SOUL.
    STOP IT
    Alice-Eva is like that, she RUNS for the kitchen when there is even the slightest possibility that you MAY be going there.

    She goes beyond emotional eating, it's an OCD compulsion for her. If she was a teenage daughter i would totally take her for therapy.

    As it is i just call her fat and tell her she's lucky she has a cute face. Which is true. She IS lucky she has a cute face.

    She's an eating machine. and a bitch.


    Terrible things happen to good people every day.
    Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
    I am one of the terrible things.
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