I was waiting for the bus and this old Chinese lady starts staring at me, says something to her husband and he starts staring at me too. And they keep giving me these dirty looks and talking about me for the next 5 or so minutes I'm standing there.
What'd I do besides exist??
They were probably staring at your weird knee sunburn
The first man to raise a fist is the man who's run out of ideas. H.G. WELLS
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. FEYNMAN If this is monkey pee, you're on your own.SCULLY