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Thread: The Rant Thread

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    Somebody needs to write a book that tells you how to deal with an emotional tumor of a friend who looks a gift horse in the mouth every *decibel level of Michael from Rooster Teeth during his Rage Quit videos* GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIME you offer then help, support, and potentially a way out of their problems. My god, I love her and I also want to bitchslap her across the face. She expects me to help her but refuses the help when I offer it. Keep this up and we can't be friends anymore. Your negativity and unwillingness to seek help is a huge turn off for me.
    people who expect a change
    who can't throw away their humanity
    who stay idle in growth
    who won't dirty their hands
    those are the most terrifying of monsters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nicodemus View Post
    Apparently because you are a witless monkey.


    That is an orangutan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ukon View Post
    Somebody needs to write a book that tells you how to deal with an emotional tumor of a friend who looks a gift horse in the mouth every *decibel level of Michael from Rooster Teeth during his Rage Quit videos* GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING TIME you offer then help, support, and potentially a way out of their problems. My god, I love her and I also want to bitchslap her across the face. She expects me to help her but refuses the help when I offer it. Keep this up and we can't be friends anymore. Your negativity and unwillingness to seek help is a huge turn off for me.
    maybe it's not the right advice.
    by @magpie

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    Quote Originally Posted by superunknown View Post
    I love faux-banana.
    You're wrong.
    03/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
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    03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!



    04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy

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    Man, I don't even like REAL banana let alone faux-banana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prplchknz View Post
    the plan is working, actually these things sound great. lime sucks
    I always preferred Starburst to Skittles when I wanted something fruity without any of the nutritional benefits thereof.

    That being said, if they did indeed change it from lime to apple, that's a good change. Having both lime and lemon is a tad redundant. Not that they're entirely the same, mind you, but they are close enough to warrant a change.
    Winterman is coming through the forest down to his Chrimbus cave inside the woods. Now's the time to tell him everything you want inside your Chrimbus bush!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post


    That is an orangutan.
    The Librarian would not be too pleased with Nicodemus...
    Tentative typing: ISFJ 6w5 or 9w1 (Sp/S[?]).

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    I've made a huge mistake.
    Take the weakest thing in you
    And then beat the bastards with it
    And always hold on when you get love
    So you can let go when you give it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beorn View Post
    I've made a huge mistake.
    But you know that an orangutan is an ape, not a monkey, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 93JC View Post
    But you know that an orangutan is an ape, not a monkey, right?
    Yes, although, I wish that was my huge mistake.
    Take the weakest thing in you
    And then beat the bastards with it
    And always hold on when you get love
    So you can let go when you give it

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