Thread: The Rant Thread
10-07-2012, 02:41 PM #2421
10-07-2012, 02:42 PM #2422
If you were very very wealthy, you could always pay off the other team."Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"
“Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft
10-08-2012, 01:50 PM #2423garbageGuest
I like playing chicken with these jerks who insist on walking three in a row on a sidewalk. Give me the right side of the walkway, you jerks. You are jerks.
10-08-2012, 01:52 PM #242403/23 06:06:58 EcK: lex
03/23 06:06:59 EcK: lex
03/23 06:21:34 Nancynobullets: LEXXX *sacrifices a first born*
03/23 06:21:53 Nancynobullets: We summon yooouuu
03/23 06:29:07 Lexicon: I was sleeping!
04/25 04:20:35 Patches: Don't listen to lex. She wants to birth a litter of kittens. She doesnt get to decide whats creepy
02/16 23:49:38 ygolo: Lex is afk
02/16 23:49:45 Cimarron: she's doing drugs with Jack
03/05 19:27:41 Time: You can't make chat morbid. Lex does it naturally.
10-08-2012, 03:15 PM #2425
10-10-2012, 07:00 PM #2426
- Join Date
- Sep 2010
I hate it when a joke goes over someones head. It's like, either I'm not funny or they have no sense of humor. Either way, it's a negative, and it sucks.
I walk into a small corner store at the mall...a place for students...and families and such.
As I'm buying my stuff, I tell the cashier that I'll also have "a packet of cigarettes and your finest grape flavored condoms..."
She just looks at me and says "We don't sell that stuff here..", no smile, no hint of suspicion, just a matter of fact response as if it were "normal".
And I look like an ass for trying to be funny.
I almost said "I was joking.."
But I just left.
10-10-2012, 08:46 PM #2427
10-10-2012, 08:53 PM #2428garbageGuest
10-10-2012, 11:55 PM #2429
TURN DOWN THE FUCKING MUSIC YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING DRUNK ASSHOLE. I CAN'T FUCKING ASK YOU CUZ YOU'LL JUST YELL AT ME AND HEAVEN FORBID THE WHOLE HOUSE COULDN'T HEARING YOUR SHITTY MUSIC!!!!!Perfectly robust chickens
Run laps a lot
Pee on the garden
Leap over fences
Cock is a word for rooster
Hen is a type of chicken?
Kit kats are good
Nice chickens don't belong in the
10-11-2012, 08:50 AM #2430
Damn me and my clumsiness!
This is going to sound really bad, but I fell down the stairs yesterday. AGAIN! (I swear I really did, I'm not covering up for domestic abuse! My husband wasn't even home!) I'm just not good at stairs, I guess. I was getting a treat for my dog, of all things, that we keep in the "pantry" (a row of shelves on the wall in the stairwell), and somehow in my sock feet I slipped and fell down a few stairs before I grabbed the handrail and caught myself. Not only do I have a huge bruise on my arse, but I've been feeling a bit sick since the fall... not sure if it was just the sudden rush of adrenaline, or if my insides got knocked around a bit. Either way, OW!
(I am proud of myself, though-- this happened in the middle of my home workout, which I still finished after a few minutes of post-fall recovery!)
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