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    I don't feel like getting up off my ass right now.

    But it's getting numb.

    What should I do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrcockburn View Post
    I don't feel like getting up off my ass right now.

    But it's getting numb.

    What should I do?
    Uh, lie down?

    - redcheerio, Laziness Expert

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    ExFJ,
    I'm tired of you. The stress, the negativity, the overbearing traits. I'm just done with it, even if I have to ignore you while you stand right next to me. I just don't care anymore because you'd always want more of my friendship and time than I'm able to give, and you always drain my sanity along with it.
    Fuck that noize.

    I hope you find your way, like really do, but I'm not going to be along for that ride.
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    Cause it will come back to you - Before you lose it on the man


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    Quote Originally Posted by redcheerio View Post
    Uh, lie down?

    - redcheerio, Laziness Expert
    But I'm in a chair. I'd have to get up to lie down.

    EDIT: It's OK I solved the problem. I forcibly lifted and dragged myself while in the chair, "chairhopping" to the bed, where I kind of catapulted myself on the bed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrcockburn View Post
    But I'm in a chair. I'd have to get up to lie down.

    EDIT: It's OK I solved the problem. I forcibly lifted and dragged myself while in the chair, "chairhopping" to the bed, where I kind of catapulted myself on the bed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrcockburn View Post
    But I'm in a chair. I'd have to get up to lie down.

    EDIT: It's OK I solved the problem. I forcibly lifted and dragged myself while in the chair, "chairhopping" to the bed, where I kind of catapulted myself on the bed.
    The most efficient solution is generally to fall asleep in the chair, and then sleepwalk over to the bed. Energy exerted while sleeping doesn't count.

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    why did my least favorite person have to call asking a trivial question on a freaking assignment? If you don't know, chances are, the paper is double spaced just like the last one of the same type...but you probably won't believe me. Just like when I showed you an email from the prof about how our project was cancelled. Stop bugging me.

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    Great. One of my friends has "found God" and I'm going to lose it. If he texts me bible quotes or spouts horsecockey about Jesus Christ, Son of God waiting to embrace me one more goddamn time, he'll find God alright. As well as his dead grandparents and his dead dog.

    BONUS: When I die, even if I don't rot into secular wormfood, I'll at least gain VIP admission to hell, far away from him.
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    Obviously friends are necessary only when you have problems and need someone to listen to your drama, help you write emails...right? RIGHT? Clearly, I don't have problems and clearly, if I do, they are not as bad as yours... so adios, "friend". Find yourself another ear.

    (Of course this won't work and I'll still end up helping you...silly stupid me..)

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