FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SUCK MY COCK BITCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GET YOURSELF SOME HIV BITCH I HATE YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU KISS MY FUCKING ASS EAT ME OUT I WILL FUCKING KILL YOUR NONEXISTENT DOG AND SLAP YOU WITH ITS CHOPPED OFF COCK.
Please don't cancel our original Friday 9AM meeting and then suddenly just now change your mind at midnight and insist on it taking place again. This is my third night in a row with less than 3 hours of sleep.
See you at 9!
P.S. Did you want some prions, anthrax or Splenda in your coffee?
Thread: The Rant Thread
08-26-2011, 01:47 AM #17513w4-9w1-?w6 (nearly headless nick)
08-26-2011, 10:36 AM #1752
People can't get to meetings on time in this office!!! It's normally just annoying, but when I have to keep walking back to their office to check if they are there yet, for a meeting that is pointless anyway, then I get really pissed off.
08-26-2011, 11:04 AM #1753
WTH is this with the "Death by Plastic Surgery" syndrome?
Meg Ryan definitely fubar'ed her face a number of years back, despite being as cute as a button all her life.
Now I see Melissa Gilbert's picture and she doesn't seem to look like herself at all anymore.
Crazy. Is that what happens when you get old and have money to burn?
“Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft
08-26-2011, 11:30 AM #1754
08-26-2011, 11:42 AM #1755GinkgoGuest
Yesterday I conquered an ENTP. Now, to conquer the guilt.
08-26-2011, 11:55 AM #1756
08-26-2011, 01:34 PM #1757And so long as you haven’t experienced this: to die and so to grow,
you are only a troubled guest on the dark earth
08-26-2011, 03:09 PM #1758
I'm not inclined to call you back because I really don't want a Motherly lecture-of-death-and-destruction about the hurricane and evacuating and blahdiblahblah. If you could have a nice conversation telling me to be safe, while understanding that there are actually two adults on this end of decisions, then I'd damned well call you.
By no means do I need a potential hour lecture that will make the hurricane look like an even better option to sit through than that call in itself. Le sigh.
I feel like you only 'voluntarily' stopped taking pills and starting some Drug/Alcohol meeting because Mom probably said something to you about how we know about your habits and want you the fuck out. I'm not sure on this 100%, but if my assumption is correct.. the both of you continuing to have shady conversations about it and try to brush it under the rug with 'oh look see things are happening now!' is bullshit. I don't buy into it, and I'm going to further fuel my Dad not buying into it either.
Fuck you and your childish antics and only doing things for selfish and self-benefiting reasons. Hopefully you continue with the meetings and not taking pills when you're out of here, but it's not enough for you to stay.Hang on traveling woman - Don't sacrifice your plan
Cause it will come back to you - Before you lose it on the man
.:: DWTWD ::.
There is this thing keeping everyone's lungs and lips locked - It is called fear and it's seeing a great renaissance
08-26-2011, 05:53 PM #1759
Dear Mr/Mrs customer at the auto repair shop I work at. I'm sorry your clutch blew. I know it's an inconvenience for you and that it pisses you off and it costs a lot to fix. That's why it's called an inconvenience and not happy time or vacation. Please don't get mad at me because I didn't know it was going to break when you brought the car in for an oil change last month. I don't exactly know why it broke. I don't drive your car on a daily basis. I'm just here to fix it when you bring it to me. I didn't design the car,engineer the car,build the car, buy the car or break the car. I just fix them.[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Smile! Now!
Some people are like Slinkys.
Useless, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
We are the music makers,and we are the dreamers of the dreams.
End of line.
08-27-2011, 03:41 PM #1760
Something I learned yesterday when my car broke down multiple times on the highway. When you're going 65 in a 70, people will do anything to pass you, but when you're going 45 in a 70, people will TAILGATE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
I hate people.I got my smile from the sunshine,
I got my tears from the rain.
I learned to dance when I saw a tiger prance,
And a peacock taught me to be vain.
A little owl in a tree so high,
He taught me how to wink my eye.
I learned to bill and coo from a turtledove,
And a grizzly bear taught me how to hug.
But the guy that lived two caves from me,
He taught me how to love.
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