I. Hate. Meetings.
Worse yet, I hate meetings where ex's unexpectedly show up.
Thread: The Rant Thread
07-22-2011, 06:34 PM #1621
- Join Date
- Aug 2010
07-22-2011, 06:36 PM #1622
"Blah blah blah, Mae doesn't know whether she's coming or going." You know what, fuck you. I'm so sick of this shit.I got my smile from the sunshine,
I got my tears from the rain.
I learned to dance when I saw a tiger prance,
And a peacock taught me to be vain.
A little owl in a tree so high,
He taught me how to wink my eye.
I learned to bill and coo from a turtledove,
And a grizzly bear taught me how to hug.
But the guy that lived two caves from me,
He taught me how to love.
07-22-2011, 06:36 PM #1623
07-22-2011, 06:50 PM #1624
The entire day my head has felt as if I've been laying faced down on the ground while both Mario and Luigi had stood on both sides of me and tried to suck my brain out with toilet plungers.
07-23-2011, 11:51 AM #1625
A back massage, a massage, my kingdom for a back massage!
My neck is killing me and I can hardly move. I'm afraid, if I fell on my back, I'd lie there like a beetle, wiggling my legs, unable to get up again.
(light cramps, additional lower back tension, missing several busses over the day and death threats from the IRS don't help with the relaxing either)
07-23-2011, 01:09 PM #1626
You are a rotted, wart-infested cunt. You knew damn fucking well that I was about to jump in the shower and you decided to waddle your fat ass in there anyway.
I wish whalehunting was legal. I'd love to take a spear and just gut you through all your flab. Wonder what whales sound like when they cry?
You needn't take a shower anyway. It'll take a hell of a lot more than soap to de-funk you, you revolting worm.3w4-9w1-?w6 (nearly headless nick)
07-23-2011, 03:15 PM #1627
07-23-2011, 03:33 PM #1628
It went something like this: Gregor feels guilty for emasculating his father (because now he is the bread earner of the family) -> Gregor turns into a bug -> Gregor wants his father to be the father figure again and dominate and punish him -> this is achieved through backdoor penetration, i.e. the apple thrown at him that gets stuck in his back until it starts to rot
No wonder literature was one of my favorite classes!
07-23-2011, 03:39 PM #1629
07-23-2011, 03:43 PM #1630
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