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    I dislike the cleaning crew at work.

    They mess up my desk when they "clean", throw away the Economist magazines in the kitchen, and I'm pretty sure they steal my gum.

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    That line about the beatings will continue until morale improves! is supposed to be a joke, not an actual management strategy.
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    ugh... it's too fucking hot out for me to even muster up the energy to rant with enthusiasm about it
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    You need to remove yourself from my presence more often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vasilisa View Post
    That line about the beatings will continue until morale improves! line is supposed to be a joke, not an actual management strategy.
    This has some serious amount of resonance with me right now.
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    Driving behind a woman driver talking to her female friend in the car...


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    Good God, stop insisting I should trust you if you're going keep giving me reasons not to. Stop secreting this sickly drivel of "I love you, I love you", only to believe you're contradicting yourself by flitting off with your next "temptation", and I still lap it up everytime.

    "We went through this before. If I wasn't happy, I'd tell you. I wouldn't continue if I wasn't feeling it."

    Or, you'd continue until your deal with the third party is sealed, and then end it. Maybe your ego isn't so large after all, and you need anyone to fawn over you to feel better about yourself. Until someone better comes along, that is.

    Or, I could just be jealous and insecure. She always gets in touch on her day off. She hasn't today. Weh. I'll force myself to go out with my friends, this evening. /pathetic wangst
    Um, yeah.

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    If you're going to bring me into work on Saturday, at least have a REASON for me to be here. Dammit, I could be doing stuff.
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    fuck:
    chewing tobacco
    pidgeons
    gypsies that ask for money because there dearest brother has leukemia
    gum on the bottom of your shoe
    hair in your food (or vise versa)
    the gas light
    congestion
    expired eggs
    losing your fav. pair of sunglasses
    rainy weekends after spectacular weather during the week
    having your car die in traffic
    Is it that by its indefiniteness it shadows forth the heartless voids and immensities of the universe, and thus stabs us from behind with the thought of annihilation, when beholding the white depths of the milky way?

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    Mother fucking shit bitches! Stop hitting my ducati with your car door?! Learn how to fucking park please, thank you.
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    watch where you're driving f$cktards! I have the right of way!!! :steam:

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