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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.awesome View Post
    went to target,
    gonna try on some clothes, told the employee i had 4 things to try on. I start walking into the changing room and she starts to yell in her oriental accent
    "HEY THAT THE MEN'S...."
    and quietly trailed off in an epiphany of realizing i am indeed a male.
    "I put the fires out."
    "you made them worse."
    "worse...or better?"

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    *explodes*

    1) Who the hell taught you that guilt-tripping is a healthy parenting skill?
    2) You never asked your other child for anything. Not a thing.
    3) It is completely unhealthy for you to lay out all your damn issues on your child. I am not your therapist or your friend or your spouse.

    This is a rant; all other factors aside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr.awesome View Post
    went to target,
    gonna try on some clothes, told the employee i had 4 things to try on. I start walking into the changing room and she starts to yell in her oriental accent
    "HEY THAT THE MEN'S...."
    and quietly trailed off in an epiphany of realizing i am indeed a male.


    Typical male INFP.
    I hope I'm wrong, but I believe that he is a fraud, and I think despite all of his rhetoric about being a champion of the working class, it will turn out to be hollow -- Bernie Sanders on Trump

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    ENOUGH WITH THE PHONE RINGING!
    KITCHEN NOISES!
    PEOPLE SHOUTING!
    THE KNOCKING ON MY DOOR!

    It's 8:30am...
    SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP!
    a little less conversation, a little more action please
    . captain's blog.

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    at 1pm I went, go away, shut it and go away so I don't have to look at yous neighbours talking with the maintenance crew cos of my anxieties. luckily they left at 2pm. I mean why of course I want to knock on all the 17 other doors in my block to say hello. Actually I would but nobody would seriously do a knock knock joke with me unless I posted a hi note in their letter boxes.

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    Dear thoughtless tenant:

    How in the world did you think it was acceptable to leave a big cardboard box NEXT TO the trash chute? We live on the second floor. Do you think the guy who empties the dumpster on the ground floor is going to walk up the stairs, take your box, break it down and put it in his truck? Do you think another tenant is going to do it for you? Do you think the landlord is going to do it for you? Do you think that it's going to magically get sucked into the trash chute? How careless and astoundingly clueless can you be? Asshole.
    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Friends left for Bonnaroo.
    We were planning on going since last summer, then said 'friend' decided to replace me in the middle of the year, accused me for being mentally ill, spreading rumors, and basically ruined my summer, but I'm not going to let her ruin my life.
    Thanks, friend.

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    This thread seriously lacks steam.

    Even MacGuffin's posts suck in this one. Shame on you Mac.

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    :steam: give me the fucking job or I'm going to make you eat your own liver with a wooden spoon! :steam:

    seriously... what the fuck is wrong with this world when you get turned down from everywhere for having too little experience... HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET EXPERIENCE IF NOBODY WILL HIRE YOU!
    Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    :steam: give me the fucking job or I'm going to make you eat your own liver with a wooden spoon! :steam:

    seriously... what the fuck is wrong with this world when you get turned down from everywhere for having too little experience... HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO GET EXPERIENCE IF NOBODY WILL HIRE YOU!
    Why don't you simply become a lap dancer?

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