Sparrow secretly dreams of a career on Broadway.
Sparrow threw an avocado at Oprah.
When all else fails, claim it's rigged.
Spots are the result of professional dye job.
Gives roofies to the mailman.
MacGruffin re-enacts Rome Empire battles on the weekends.
Deja Vu has psychic powers.
Vasilisa was forced to compete in beauty pageants as a child.
Fe | Ni | Se | Ti ... 3w4 ... Lawful Neutral ... Johari -Nohari
Once shot a man in Reno, with a Nerf gun.
Username reflects sexual proclivities.
^ Was in the Witness Protection Program...hes seen some crazy sh*t.