FMW is an embittered former child actor. His closest shot at fame was when he was turned down for the role of Augustus Gloop in the original Willy Wonka film. He was used as a stunt double for Danny Bonaduce on The Partridge Family.
Deja Vu is the CEO of the very successful French mustard company "Dijon Vous".
"Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard, and you're kind, amazing things will happen. I'm telling you...amazing things will happen" --Conan O'Brien