Timeless was recently abducted by aliens that put eyes in his back and now he can always see what's behind him, except when he's wearing a T-shirt, a sweater or something else. So if you see some guy walking around topless with eyes in his back, you know it's Timeless!
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -
Was once grand high warmaster of waffletron 7, but after the great syrup invasion fleet decimated the landscape, went into hiding on earth to try to escape her past, and atone for past sins against the pancake hordes.
It doesn't matter if they're right. If they can't proove they're right, then they're wrong. No matter how right they may be.