Loves to wear too short skirts when everyone else is still in warm winter clothes, especially when her legs are still pale, so ugly old men with a horrible breath come to her to tell her she needs to lay down in a tanning bed for once, which makes her trip on snobby "dude-I'm-so-not-like-Paris-Hilton"-like arrogance.
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -