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  1. #291
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    can't decide whether he hates food or movies more...
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Didn't really give the dog a bone, per those song lyrics.
    "It is not length of life, but depth of life." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "Thought breeds thought." ~ Henry David Thoreau

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    Lux owns a spaceship designed to bring the English language to all corners of the galaxy. Inscribed in gold filigree on a bronze tablet just outside the cockpit are the words “Subject, Verb, Object”
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    Whatever is a member of a kinky sex club somewhere in the great planes of America. You can sometimes find him oiling his chest with magic snake oil as he listens to streaming videos of the latest Vanity Fair article.
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    EffEmDoubleYou is actually a three dimensional shadow creature from somewhere deep below the surface of the earth. He cannot, however, continue walking the upper plains without inhabiting a human or animal host.

    His current form is of a teenage girl who is upset with the strict boundaries set by her parents.
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    Oberon is currently rocking back and forth in the fetal position with a laptop balanced on his knees in some dark corner of a murderer’s house. Despite his humorous and uplifting comments online, he is deeply and constantly terrified that he may never see tomorrow.
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    EcK is practiced linguist and can smoothly slip the phrase "jump between the bullets unless your not used to getting raped by eagles" in any conversation. EcK’s power over the English language came from years of intently studying poorly drafted adult themed novels written by 14 year old girls.
    Last edited by ObeyBunny; 04-28-2010 at 11:04 PM. Reason: I spelled the word Studying as stubbing
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    Saint Kat is an extremely wealthy Encyclopedia salesmen who is rich enough to afford to pay a team of biologists to work around the clock to engineer dinosaurs. She wants desperately to drink some home-brewed Dinosaur eggnog before those snooty Evans down the street become the first ones on the block to drink some.
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    marmalade.sunrise has made thousands of How-to poems that explain varying levels of applyed psychology as well as the inner most workings of the human mind. Currently, she's working on a poem that is read from the perspective of a sex crazed teenager who's spending the night in a gas station bathroom.

    This is one of the lines:
    "I have a little problem"
    "That no one understands"
    "I want to loose my virginity"
    "To something other than my hands"
    Last edited by ObeyBunny; 04-28-2010 at 11:30 PM. Reason: mis spelled something
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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    Vasilisa Is commonly known as the butterfly lady. She’s constructed her entire house by gluing live butterflies together to form the walls and support beams of her house. The benefits, she says, is that her house is light weight and has been known to fly her in the direction of her office in the city. The down side is that all those flapping butterfly wings has been known to start hurricanes in other parts of the country.
    Q: "What is the process of seeking the truth?"
    A: "Distilled liquor"

    Q: "If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?"
    A: "Between a starving prostitute and a steak sandwich."

    Q:How would a mathematician capture an elephant?
    A:He would build a cage, step inside, and rename his new location as "outside."

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