It's supposed to be a secret, wolfy.
Oberon has been gnawing on your Christmas decorations that you thought were safely stored in the attic...
Human beings make life so interesting. Do you know that in a universe so full of wonders, they have managed to invent boredom? -Terry Pratchett
Oberon's favourite show as a kid was the The Mickey Mouse Club. And he has a full set of dvds stashed in the cupboard under his winter clothes.
Wolfy wears a kimono at home... this frustrates the rest of his family, but he says that the freedom it gives is akin to that of a kilt... we don't want to know...
Whatevs keeps a gimp in her basement.
Oberon owns a pair of binoculars.
Sky is the gimp in whatever's basement.
Oberon is close to getting those cement shoes he's been secretly dreaming of.
Sky is involved in a highly confidential government conspiracy, and that's why she can't disclose her identity or risk security breaches by friending people and having a VM wall on TypeC.
Teslashock (along with her two sisters) is a clone of Nikola Tesla; they are almost finished with the earthquake machine they are building for the Pentagon.