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  • I'm SP and I can't believe it's not butter!

    1 2.56%
  • I'm SP and I can believe it's not butter.

    1 2.56%
  • I'm NF and I can't believe it's not butter!

    2 5.13%
  • I'm NF and I can believe it's not butter.

    9 23.08%
  • I'm SJ and I can't believe it's not butter!

    0 0%
  • I'm SJ and I can believe it's not butter.

    0 0%
  • I'm NT and I can't believe it's not butter!

    4 10.26%
  • I'm NT and I can believe it's not butter.

    12 30.77%
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    Senior Member ThatsWhatHeSaid's Avatar
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    Wink Can you believe it's not butter?



    I don't know what the big deal is. The fucking product is called "I Can't Believe it's Not Butter." Obviously it's not butter. So why do people believe it's butter? Do they think the good people at Unilever are lying? Distrust Fabio? Is it so hard to believe that in today's age where food modification has become the norm that someone would tamper with butter? I can't believe it's not obvious.

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    Because it tastes so much like REAL butter! You just can't believe it's not! Duh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfmaiden14 View Post
    Because it tastes so much like REAL butter! You just can't believe it's not! Duh.
    LOL, thanks Fabio.

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    I love the approach, myself. It suggests an entire range of products:

    I Can't Believe It's Not Butter-Flavored Grease
    I Can't Believe It's Not Macaroni and Cheese
    I Can't Believe It's Not Lard
    I Can't Believe It's Not Fertilizer
    I Can't Believe It's Not Vinyl Siding

    As you can see, the possibilities are virtually limitless.

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    why would anyone distrust Fabio!?
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by oberon View Post
    I love the approach, myself. It suggests an entire range of products:

    I Can't Believe It's Not Butter-Flavored Grease
    I Can't Believe It's Not Macaroni and Cheese
    I Can't Believe It's Not Lard
    I Can't Believe It's Not Fertilizer
    I Can't Believe It's Not Vinyl Siding

    As you can see, the possibilities are virtually limitless.
    LOL, and don't forget to try:

    I Can't Believe It's Not NOT Butter
    I Can't Believe It's Not Believable
    I Can't Believe It's Not Better
    I Can't Believe It's Not Contagious
    I Can't Believe It's Not a Conspiracy
    and
    I Can't Believe I'm So Fucking Credulous

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    I Can Believe It's Not Butter Because It Has the Flashpoint of Mercury.
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    RLUEI, Choleric/Melancholic
    Inquistive/Limbic
    AIS Holland code
    Researcher: VDI-P
    Dramatic>Sensitive>Serious

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    Quote Originally Posted by oberon View Post
    I Can't Believe It's Not Vinyl Siding
    lol, nice. But really...if I blind taste tested it, I probably wouldn't know the difference.
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    I don't care what anyone says, It's the only thing I smear on my toast in the morning, so I should know, It's butter.

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    I can't believe, and will not believe that it is not butter!

    Anyone who denies that it is butter shall taste the wrath of my hybrid crusade/jihad!
    Go to sleep, iguana.


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