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  • Ivy

    2 5.41%
  • CzeCze

    2 5.41%
  • Haight

    8 21.62%
  • Night

    5 13.51%
  • Jennifer

    10 27.03%
  • Proteanmix

    2 5.41%
  • Geoff

    3 8.11%
  • Fidelia

    3 8.11%
  • Halla

    2 5.41%
  • NPG

    5 13.51%
  • Macmuffin

    3 8.11%
  • whatever

    3 8.11%
  • Hustler

    3 8.11%
  • John Locke ("Lost")

    6 16.22%
  • Disgruntled ex-employee from GoDaddy with a bone to pick again TypoC.

    5 13.51%
  • Dick "Kill 'em all" Cheney

    6 16.22%
  • Judas

    5 13.51%
  • Robert de Niro

    5 13.51%
  • Trinity

    4 10.81%
  • One of the sleeper cell aliens from V

    8 21.62%
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    Quote Originally Posted by SolitaryWalker View Post
    Whoever is impersonating Zergling is creating priceless comedy. Props to whoever is coordinating this effort.
    I shall enjoy having you work for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zergling View Post
    I only speak the truth.
    yes, Hitler thought he did as well

    Fool. Do you think I would waste libidinous energies on sex with a woman?
    There are far better ways to spend my time.
    like with your right hand... occasionally left if you feel like cheating?

    Thank you. You may celebrate my ownership of this site with a party on Tuesday, April 6, 2010, at 9:35am. Please do not be late.

    I only like vanilla.
    you sure that vanilla isn't too spicy? I'd have thought you'd be the type who wanted flour flavored cake... and I suppose no girls inside either

    You'll be the first to go.
    (after I mate you with whatever and record the results.)
    I'm afraid that my ambiguously statused signifigant other may have a word with you over that issue

    Your penile removal surgery has been scheduled for Tuesday, April 6, 2010, 9:25am.
    Please do not be late, whatever is throwing an inaugural party for me ten minutes later.
    I'M throwing a party?!? do you have any idea what type of party I throw?

    ... or how late I tend to run?


    In due time.
    I enjoy listening to the wails and murmurs of my people.
    meaning he's trying to decide between making 9 or 11 splits
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Zergling, you've given me my biggest laughs of the day... so far.

    Thanks.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    uhh..... trinity??? wtf?

    ...I will test your loyalty by pretending to be Haight or another member of modstaff and encourage you to rebel or even claim that I, Zergling, am an imposter.
    Well, yeah. No shit, d00d.
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    This smells strangely like an Ni doms idea of an April Fools joke...

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    Quote Originally Posted by decided View Post
    Zergling, you've given me my biggest laughs of the day... so far.

    Thanks.
    I think the joke here is on Zergling. He is a former moderator who has been asked to resign because of his autocratic leadership style. Zergling was banned shortly thereafter for divulging information that has been posted in the 'madmin' forum. Whoever is making posts under his name must be parodying the persona Zergling had when he was an active poster. The Demise of Zergling
    "Do not argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience." -- Mark Twain

    “No man but a blockhead ever wrote, except for money.”---Samuel Johnson

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    I guess we've been fooled. My only excuse is that I didn't know the backstory

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatever View Post
    I'm afraid that my ambiguously statused signifigant other may have a word with you over that issue
    On the other hand, it's really in my best interest not to reveal that I've had a vasectomy.

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    my question is, why is the name Zergling in black font and the rest of ours in different shades of blue (depending on status)
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    Quote Originally Posted by oberon View Post
    On the other hand, it's really in my best interest not to reveal that I've had a vasectomy.
    or my love of The Pill
    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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