Sometimes my brain will spark an idea, and so I go to carry it out (usually in an effort to sort through information on the internet, or perhaps to go fix a sandwich), but then my brain derails into a tangent and has another idea (like the idea to make this thread), and then I forget what's ensuing around me. Maybe I'll go to the kitchen to pick up a banana, but then I'll see my dog and I'll put some socks on him to watch him walk with an awkward gate. Then I'll take a shower and remember about the banana, but by then I'm really hungry so I just drink the fluoride water to sate my hunger til I get out. But instead I decide to take some fiber pills. Hours later, I'll be sound asleep in some dank dreamscape; and then giant banana people will start attacking me, and I'll think "Damnit, I keep forgetting that banana".
I'm going to put some horse blinders on my head to keep me from doing this.