The first man to raise a fist is the man who's run out of ideas. H.G. WELLS
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. FEYNMAN If this is monkey pee, you're on your own.SCULLY
I heard from someone who worked with him on that upcoming football movie that George Clooney is not a tall man. He denies Clooney's official claim of 5'11 and says he's closer to 5'7 or so. This person is not known for being a slave to facts, though, so I'm taking it with a pillar of salt.
The one who buggers a fire burns his penis
-anonymous graffiti in the basilica at Pompeii