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    Geolectric teslashock's Avatar
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    Default DON't SUPPORT CAPITALISM - SHARE YOUR SPIT TO SOLVE THE IMPENDING WATER CRISIS!

    There's enough of it to go around, I swear.

    We're like 70% water after all, right?

    Dog spit works too.



    Mmmmm, tasty...

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    I'd be in high demand. My orthodontist used to call me "Mr. Juicy."



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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    I'd be in high demand. My orthodontist used to call me "Mr. Juicy."
    In a world free of the burdens of capitalism, love and compassion make ideas like "supply" and "demand" seem obsolete.

    And are you sure he was calling you Mr. Juicy for your spit? You know what they say about those orthodontists...

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    Other bodily fluids also contain plenty of water.

    Limiting yourself to saliva seems pretty arbitrary.
    IN SERIO FATVITAS.

    -τὸ γὰρ γράμμα ἀποκτέννει, τὸ δὲ πνεῦμα ζῳοποιεῖ-

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Hatter View Post
    Other bodily fluids also contain plenty of water.

    Limiting yourself to saliva seems pretty arbitrary.
    Agreed. Arbitrary and capitalistic.

    In order to adhere to the purest form of anti-capitalism, I say we expand this movement to include urine (does that have H2O?), blood, and sex juices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by teslashock View Post
    Agreed. Arbitrary and capitalistic.

    In order to adhere to the purest form of anti-capitalism, I say we expand this movement to include urine (does that have H2O?), blood, and sex juices.
    Now that's the consistency I've been looking for. Include sweat, and we have a deal.
    IN SERIO FATVITAS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Hatter View Post
    Now that's the consistency I've been looking for. Include sweat, and we have a deal.
    Done.

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    Can we mail our fluids to people needing them via FedEX?
    How else to bridge the gap in supply and demand?
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    How about I just piss in a jug?

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    I sense a slight hint of sarcasm. Are you guys mocking my movement? That's not very nice.

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