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    Pumpernickel
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    Default My fun conversation with an INFP

    So I was with my INFP best friend the other day and she asked me how my pet lizard was doing....

    Her: So hows your lizard anyway?
    Me: Oh I threw him out, I was sick of feeding him all the time
    Her: Oh, did you give him to a pet store or something?
    Me: Nah, I just threw him out in the forest
    Her: Oh, well I guess it IS its natural habitat
    Me: Actually, he probably won't survive the winter cold
    Her: Oh. well I guess there wasn't anywhere else you could have left him
    Me: Actually, my friend wanted him but I didn't want to drive the hour to drop him off
    Her: Well I guess you ARE busy with school and stuff.
    Me: Are you upset?
    Her: I'm sure you had a good a reason.



    For the record, I DID give him to a friend

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    lol... poor infp... the one I know would probably have started tearing up there

    here's an ESTP/ISTJ conversation to add to that though!

    istj- you know what we didn't have yet?

    me- sex?

    istj- no, cookies... then we can get around to other things

    “Oh, we're always alright. You remember that. We happen to other people.” -Terry Pratchett

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    I've been flirting with switching to INFP - and now I know that I'm absolutely not INFP!!! No way I could have avoided being judgmental in a conversation like this
    Thanks for illustrating that - great example
    *Pet lover*

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    That's hilarious; thanks for sharing.
    "If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. But do not care to convince him. Men will believe what they see. Let them see."
    Thoreau

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    I think she should throw you in the forest.

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    One day the iguana king will come and seek retribution for his fallen offspring... Then we will all hate you...

    [YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BHcMzBKepc"]Here He comes![/YOUTUBE]

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    I knew you were fncking with her head from the get go. She must have been thinking about some other guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phenix View Post
    I knew you were fncking with her head from the get go. She must have been thinking about some other guy.
    Pst... the OP is a girl.

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    Every day, almost 16000 children die from hunger-related illnesses. Cry a river for those, not for fucking lizards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace_ View Post
    Every day, almost 16000 children die from hunger-related illnesses. Cry a river for those, not for fucking lizards.
    [YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wz2bAByWyI"]Humanity is a Plague[/YOUTUBE]

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