Jag: So how's your lizard?
Her: I threw him out, I was sick of feeding him all the time
Jag: If you're that lazy, you shouldn't have got the lizard to begin with.
Her: I just threw him out in the forest.
Jag: I guess I'll throw you out in the forest to take care of the lizard.
Her: Actually, he probably won't survive the winter cold
Jag: Nor will you.