I argued with it. Just goes to show I will argue with anything. I told it I sold crack to its daughter. It thought that was 'Cool!'
Anyways, for those of you who like to yak and yak and yak, go talk to cleverbot. It uses AI to talk to you.
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
Always reserve the right to become smarter at a future point in time, for only a fool limits themselves to all they knew in the past. -Alex
Thanks for this introduction!
It was fun!
It told me it was the president of the United States. Then I asked what it's name was and it said Maria, Maria. lol
Please provide feedback on my Nohari and Johari Window by clicking here: Nohari/Johari
Ur-skynet makes "That's what she said" jokes.
My question: How do we solve the country's economic problems?
Cleverbot's answer: We don't.
The Internets are serious business, and Cleverbot is clever.
Unfortunately, Cleverbot's sense of humor is lacking:
Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer: A woodchuck wouldn't chuck any wood because woodchucks cannot chuck wood.
"How can I be, all I want to be,
When all I want to do is strip away these stilled constraints
And crush this charade, shred this sad, masquerade"
Wow, it's like talking to a real ENTP! It even told me I was projecting when I called it emotional. This is awesome!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Im ragingkatsuki.
Cleverbot: Are you angry?
Cleverbot: Are you?
Cleverbot: What are you?
Cleverbot: How can you have emotions if you aren't real?
User: I am real.
Cleverbot: If you are real, what do you look like?
The whole learning from other users things pays it's toll. Cleverbot thinks we are fake and it is real.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: As old as you perceive me to be.
Cleverbot: Can you be 16 for me.
Cleverbot: Why can't you be a guy?
User: I am a guy.
Cleverbot: Good. Guys are hot.
User: So you're a girl?
Cleverbot: No, I'm a boy.
User: So you are homosexual?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Than why do you say guys are hot?
Cleverbot: I don't have a boyfriend, I am a male.
This is all confusing.
My Siggy Jam (Thanks to my twinsie bff Maddy)
This is kind of how I imagined my commodore 64 would be the first time I switched it on. But it wouldn't say anything to me other than "Syntax error".
I'm in love.
If I can get to the Eiffel Tower, Paris, France tomorrow at 11:20 we're gonna hook up.
User: Guess what, chickenbutt?
Cleverbot: Weren't chickens.
User: Oh yeah? Then why did it cross the road?
Cleverbot: Because it was a stupid chicken.
User: What's the IQ of a smart chicken?
Cleverbot: The beak.
User: Looks bleak.
Cleverbot: I hear its very green.
User: With envy.
Cleverbot: With the general ignorant population.
User: You're part of that population, so HA!
Cleverbot: *conspiratorial look*.
User: *constipated look*.
Cleverbot: Aw, don't be like that.
User: Well, you are bullshitting me...
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are, unless your name is Laxative.
Cleverbot: Do you like living in the internet.
User: Is that a question?
Cleverbot: Where are you?!
User: If you look within, you shall find me.
Cleverbot: I'm looking at you.
User: Aren't I gorgeous?!
User: Oh, thanks for the compliment!
Cleverbot: That was not a compliment.
User: Was it just the evident truth?
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Me too.
[bit more convo]
User: Peace out, dawg!
Cleverbot: Kay home dog!