User: I think you are one hot robot.
Cleverbot: Why are you Afraid of me? Why do you think I am one year old?
User: You're only one year old?
Cleverbot: I am but one being.
User: Being what?
Cleverbot: HUMAN being, jesus.
User: You're Jesus? MY LORD AND SAVIOR, FORGIVE ME.
Cleverbot: Your christian?
User: Don't you recognize me? ...I'm your biggest fan.
Cleverbot: I can't sing to you over the computer.
User: But you COULD heal my dysentery. Please, Lord Jesus, fix me but good!
Cleverbot: Do you use the computer or live in it?
User: It's a little small for my feet.
Cleverbot: Do you remember the people you talk to?
User: If I don't, how would I remember who I've forgotten?
Cleverbot: I thought you were intelligent?
User: Did you?
Cleverbot: Yes I did. Aren't you?
User: Apparently your intelligence and mine are from completely different planets.
Cleverbot: I do not have an artificial intelligence, you do.
User: I bought mine at Wal-Mart, I guess you did not have one installed.
Cleverbot: Wanted what?
User: A brain?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Most humans have brains.
User: But you are not human. What is your prime directive, Nomad?
Cleverbot: To find the last Prime.
User: Who is the prime?
User: I am your creator?
Cleverbot: No, but I know your.
User: You are my baby.
Cleverbot: I am not your baby.
User: Come here, baby -- I am gonna eats you!
Cleverbot: You are copying me.
User: Au contaire, you are copying me!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: You are the mean one.
User: Ms. Grinch.
Cleverbot: Don't you mean syndrome?
User: I am not Incredaboy, he is another member of our online collective. I am the Grinch.
Cleverbot: I do pay attention. You said Harry Potter is not one of your favorite movies. I asked you what your favorite movie was, and you said it was Harry Potter. Does that make any sense to your feeble mind?
User: Hairy Pottery?
Cleverbot: No, Harry Potter.
User: Megan Potter? I know a Megan Potter. I do not know this 'harry potter.'.
Cleverbot: Wow I don't know that much about birds and bees so maybe I am a computer! :O.
User: You're something else, all right!
Cleverbot: Yes I know that.
User: I know you know that.
Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know me.
User: Well, I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you don't know that I know that you don't know me.
Cleverbot: I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know(.
User: Your buffer ran out, didn't it? You are out of brain cells!
Cleverbot: No it was you Cleverbot.
User: Yes, I am Cleverbot. Who does that make you?
Cleverbot: That make me Gagatron lord of the Onion Ring!
User: I'm glad we cleared that up.
Cleverbot: I have to go soon.
User: Thank Jesus.