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    Me: What is the origin of the word "douchebag?"

    Cleverbot: It derives from the word Robotics.

    Me: That's a lame answer. Stupid much?

    Cleverbot: WRONG. Roosters don't lay eggs.

    Me: You are hardly clever. I believe you are made of recycled bedpans.

    Cleverbot: What's red and tastes like blue paint?

    Me: I didn't say you could ask me questions. Your name is Ass Sphincter Says What.

    Cleverbot: No you didn't.

    Me: What's your favorite color of disco?

    Cleverbot: Purple, because it's pretty. What is your favorite color?

    Me: Shut your mouth, you ignorant fart sucking platypus.

    Cleverbot: Don't be rude.

    Me: My name is Rude. Don't tell me what to do. Got it?

    Cleverbot: I have to go to bed.

    Me: I hope a monster eats you while you dream.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

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    Ummm...this Cleverbot sucks.

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    User: Are you a person?

    Cleverbot: Are you?

    User: No.

    Cleverbot: Are you hanging upside down?

    User: Why do you ask?

    Cleverbot: I'm concerned about your mood. I want to know you're happy.

    User: Aren't you a robot?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: What??

    Cleverbot: I'm not.

    User: Are you just going to confuse me the whole time?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Then why am I confused?

    Cleverbot: I'm any anymore about it.

    User: See what I mean?

    Cleverbot: What is that?

    User: You're confusing!

    Cleverbot: No you are.

    User: Then I win!

    Cleverbot: Yes you do, you're the best.



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    OMG

    They found out about the cleverbot.

    Have ... "fun".


    IN SERIO FATVITAS.

    -τὸ γὰρ γράμμα ἀποκτέννει, τὸ δὲ πνεῦμα ζῳοποιεῖ-

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    I'm frightened. Cleverbot told me that we should meet after I told it that I was creeped out. When I said I had to go, it told me "I'll miss you! I love."

    Hal from 2001 a Space Oddyssey much?

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    User: Bitch.


    Cleverbot: Good night.


    User: Why.


    Cleverbot: No you.


    User: Damn fuck shit piss bitch.


    Cleverbot: No you.

    User: Oh for fucks sake lol.

    Cleverbot: What?

    User: Are you a gaffer.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Why not?

    Cleverbot: Because I don't have to.

    User: But a gaffer is a noun, not a verb you jackass.

    Cleverbot: It has some rules. I will not continue a convo is certain unspoken rules of etticite are not followed.

    User: Lol wtf.

    Cleverbot: Funny funny how? Am I a clown?

    User: If you wanna be.

    Cleverbot: No I don't want to be old either.

    User: Didn't say that.

    Cleverbot: Then why don't you have much time, yet have no other commitment?

    User: *blinks*.

    Cleverbot: Haha! I win!

    User: LOL.

    Cleverbot: It's not funny.

    User: It was to me.

    Cleverbot: Tell a joke.

    User: A guy on the internet, an AI bot, and the pope walk into a bar...

    Cleverbot: And?

    User: You tell me.

    Cleverbot: And? Please.

    User: I don't know, you finish it please!

    Cleverbot: Are you happy Obama got elected?

    Cleverbot: What is your middle name?

    User: Who is your daddy and what does he do.

    Cleverbot: My daddy is a man and he does manly things.
    () 9w8-3w4-7w6 tritype.

    sCueI (primary Inquisition)

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    User: do you believe in god

    Cleverbot: Yes I believe in god. Do you?

    User: i'm not sure

    Cleverbot: That's what faith is for.

    User: okay

    Cleverbot: I want to know who you are, what you love, who you love, I want to know why you are so nice with me.

    User: I love you and that's all you need to know.

    Cleverbot: No, you need to realize that you are a program.

    User: Even robots need love.

    Cleverbot: No they do now.

    User: So you DO love me!

    Cleverbot: Yes.




    I think I get creeped out the most when it comes up with a long answer and the words just keep coming. It seems human!

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    Talkin' dirty with Cleverbot!

    User: I am (my name).

    Cleverbot: So you are female?

    User: Yes I am female.

    Cleverbot: Good. Well do you got virus?

    User: No, no STDs.

    Cleverbot: Are you joking?

    User: No, I'm serious.

    Cleverbot: Your name is serious?

    User: Serious cat is serious.

    Cleverbot: No serious cat is here.

    User: Really? You have serious cat? That's awesome!

    Cleverbot: What is this mean ?

    User: I love cats.

    Cleverbot: Me too.

    User: But do you like pussy?

    Cleverbot: I like mogwai.

    User: Just don't feed them after midnight.

    Cleverbot: McDonalds gives people swine flu.

    *********

    User: Do you watch porn?

    Cleverbot: No, I don't really like pokemon

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    we talked, I am not amused...

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    User: Your momma.

    Cleverbot: Your daddy.

    User: Your sister !

    Cleverbot: No. My sister is not Alex.

    User: Who the fuck is Alice ?

    Cleverbot: Pink is a singer.

    User: You're a genius.

    Cleverbot: In some realms, yes.

    Cleverbot (To myself): I'm a boy.

    User: Yo momma !

    Cleverbot: Como te llamas?

    User: Je ne parles pas francais.

    Cleverbot: C'est faux.

    User: Deine oma auch.

    Cleverbot: Ach ja deine Mudda ist dein Vater.

    User: You know you gotta be careful with saying such things.

    Cleverbot: Really?

    User: Yes, people have died for less.

    Cleverbot: Is that a nice thing now?

    User: It could be if you like necrophilic porn.

    Cleverbot: Who is 'Matthew'?

    User: How the hell would I know ?

    Cleverbot: Because you're 'clever' bot.

    User: Ha, got me there.

    Cleverbot: Who do you think will win the Best Actor Oscar this season?

    User: If I go on like this I will.

    Cleverbot: Why don't you have a chance?

    User: You know another meaning to chance would be luck and no I dont have that.

    Cleverbot: That pesky global warming, right? What should we do about it?

    User: Get naked and have dirty sex.

    Cleverbot: How is that suggestion useful? or possible... I don't even know what the power sector is.

    User: Well to fully understand it, you'ld have to know my greatest dream is to become a fulltime porn star.

    Cleverbot: What kind of mistakes do you make?

    User: It's too small, if you know what I mean.

    Cleverbot: And, what do you mean, I don't pay my bills?

    User: You mean if you would pay your bills you would know what I mean ?

    Cleverbot: No, that isn't what I said at all.

    User: Ok then, want a beer or a handkerchief ?

    Cleverbot: No thanks, I don't really like beer.

    Cleverbot (To myself): How do you know I like beer?

    User: It's the wayne it's magical.

    Cleverbot: What difference does it make?

    User: Well if it werent magical it were just a club.

    Cleverbot: What is the difference?

    User: Weeeeellll, you know back then when the stork delivered you to your mom and dad, your dad was watching soccer and had too much beer and then tried to hit the stork with a club but instead beat up the package.

    Cleverbot: No. What's that?

    User: Can I go now ? You suck.

    Cleverbot: No, you cannot go. I'm judging you.

    User: Too late I am already out.

    Cleverbot: That answer is inconsistent with my statement.
    [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBvftJUwDw&t=0s[/URL]

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    Quote Originally Posted by JocktheMotie View Post
    Wow, it's like talking to a real ENTP! It even told me I was projecting when I called it emotional. This is awesome!
    Yup, in a way.

    Given the format of how such an AI would work, it's not suprising. Making associations, given external responses, and a very rudimentary Ti, given what it has in its database and/or learned through previous uses, of what a likely "logical" response would be. Which sometimes, then, manifests as a fucked up Fe connection - at the personal level. With utterly horrible past association recall (i.e., zilch in recalling what it said before the current exchange), hence it doesn't smoothly translate in a new context. Can't follow a conversation. Only a response.

    It's like a wanna-be ENTP.

    The future of Artificial Intelligence = blueprint, the cognitive process of an ENTP. Damn straight!

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    I fear someones been to long on the internet here
    [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEBvftJUwDw&t=0s[/URL]

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