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    darkened dreams labyrinthine's Avatar
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    Default I'm so depressed! (jokes)

    I'm so depressed I aspire to have a McHappy Day.

    I'm so depressed I make Eeyore look like Richard Simmons.





    Carry on folks. You know what to do...
    Step into my metaphysical room of mirrors.
    Fear of reality creates myopic morality
    So I guess it means there is trouble until the robins come
    (from Blue Velvet)

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    I'm so depressed I make Eeyore look like Richard Simmons.

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    I'm so depressed, farmers pay me to bring dreary, rainy days to their crops.

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    I'm so depressed the Dead Sea would empty into me
    Dreams are best served manifest and tangible.

    INFP, 6w7, IEI

    I accept no responsibility, what so ever, for the fact that I exist; I do, however, accept full responsibility for what I do while I exist.

    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    I'm so depressed the Dead Sea would empty into me
    That's more poetic than funny. Nicely said.

    ps. Toonia's joke keeps bringing a smile to my face.

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    I'm so depressed I make my happy pills sad.
    Step into my metaphysical room of mirrors.
    Fear of reality creates myopic morality
    So I guess it means there is trouble until the robins come
    (from Blue Velvet)

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    I'm so depressed, the local hospital keeps me on call to treat overdoses of Ecstasy.

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    I'm so depressed even the Emo kids say, "Dude, it's not that bad."
    My wife and I made a game to teach kids about nutrition. Please try our game and vote for us to win. (Voting period: July 14 - August 14)
    http://www.revoltingvegetables.com

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    I'm so depressed...

    ...my outie has become an innie.
    ...people want to blow into my nose to puff me back up.
    ...sad clowns have career crises around me.
    ...doctors prescribe me in place of Ritalin.
    ...Steven Wright sounds like SpongeBob Squarepants.
    "Hey Capa -- We're only stardust." ~ "Sunshine"

    “Pleasure to me is wonder—the unexplored, the unexpected, the thing that is hidden and the changeless thing that lurks behind superficial mutability. To trace the remote in the immediate; the eternal in the ephemeral; the past in the present; the infinite in the finite; these are to me the springs of delight and beauty.” ~ H.P. Lovecraft

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    I'm so depressed that I cheer up slightly when I listen to Leonard Cohen.

    I'm so depressed that I can't be bothered bothering about my unbotheredness.

    I'm so depressed that kleenex ads make me sneer. Bitterly.

    I'm so depressed that I'm considering studying psychology.

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