that reminds me of the joy of depressing one's therapist when they ask about your life!
You mean like...
I'm so depressed I make my therapist cry?
I'm so depressed my dog howls to greet me.
The first man to raise a fist is the man who's run out of ideas. H.G. WELLS
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself, and you are the easiest person to fool. FEYNMAN If this is monkey pee, you're on your own.SCULLY