1. Your favorite color plus your least favorite color equals:
2. Your favorite shirt with green awning striped pants equals:
3. Your Dead Significant Other:
4. Your Favorite Way to Blow Off a Question:
5. Your Favorite Hideous Song:
6. Your life has been made into a movie:
a) Who directed it?
b) Who wrote the soundtrack?
c) Who will play you in this masterpiece of cinematography?
d) Who is your faithful sidekick?
f) Are you wearing spandex? Tell the truth.
7. Billy Idol encourages us to dance with ourselves. Healthy advice?
8. Your Favorite Bad Movie:
9. Dry depressing crunchy brown grass or gloppy red mud that turns your shoes into pottery?
10. Your Favorite Villain:
11. Your Favorite Book:
12. Elvis loves you. True or False.
13. Essay question - Pug dogs eat your entire fambly...:
14. Your Favorite Time Wasting Behavior:
15. The number 15 loves you. True or false. (We all know it hates you. Move along.)
16. We're Running Away to the Circus. I'll Be a _________ and You'll Be a _________:
17. You've been sent to the corner. What did you do?! (AGAIN?!)
18. In Another Life, You Were:
a) working as
b) lived in
c) looked like
d) had twenty children because the knowledge of the Roman sheepskin condom was mistakenly filed between "bad ideas for a snow day" and "words that end with -urple".
19. Algebra is unnecessary. Gravity is an opinion. Jurassic Park could happen. tHiS kInD oF tYpInG iS cUtE. Has your brain exploded yet?
20. Leave me a Love Token for my appraisal.
BONUS QUESTION (brought to you by Lady Jaye): If you were scurvy, who would you afflict first on the pirate ship? This one is a thinker - give yourself a few moments to ponder the vastness (arrr! Avast, ye hearties!) of it.