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  1. #21
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    1. Your favorite color plus your least favorite color equals:
    My favourite color is a dark muted purple. My least favourite color will probably be neon yellow. Ummmm what do you get if you mix them together? a glowing neon mutant thing that's evil?

    2. Your favorite shirt with green awning striped pants equals:
    My favourite shirt is reddish orange and has stripes... plus a pair of green striped pants = disco fever probably


    3. Your Dead Significant Other:
    That would have to be those dead mouse token(s).


    4. Your Favorite Way to Blow Off a Question:
    What? *blank I don't understand look* [even though I got what you meant perfectly]

    5. Your Favorite Hideous Song:
    PCD's Don't Cha

    6. Your life has been made into a movie:

    a) Who directed it?
    The interweb collective

    b) Who wrote the soundtrack?
    The interweb collective, song mashup

    c) Who will play you in this masterpiece of cinematography?
    A sock puppet

    d) Who is your faithful sidekick?
    Mitten the kitten

    e) Nemesis?
    Da mouse trap

    f) Are you wearing spandex? Tell the truth.
    Right now? Ummmm there might be 1% in my jeans?

    7. Billy Idol encourages us to dance with ourselves. Healthy advice?
    Dance and play with ourselves. Very good!

    8. Your Favorite Bad Movie:
    *cough* Austen Powers

    9. Dry depressing crunchy brown grass or gloppy red mud that turns your shoes into pottery?
    Grass! Crunch crunch!

    10. Your Favorite Villain:
    Dr. Evil

    11. Your Favorite Book:
    Only one? *cries* Fine.... Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy then.

    12. Elvis loves you. True or False.
    LIES, absolute lies!

    13. Essay question - Pug dogs eat your entire fambly...:
    I hope them puggies be full. I wub me Fambly.

    14. Your Favorite Time Wasting Behavior:
    Ventrilo anybody?

    15. The number 15 loves you. True or false. (We all know it hates you. Move along.)
    NOOOOOO.... 15 is a lover!

    16. We're Running Away to the Circus. I'll Be a _________ and You'll Be a _________:
    I'll be a flaming hoop and you'll be a jumping tiger.

    17. You've been sent to the corner. What did you do?! (AGAIN?!)
    Ummmmm I stole the.... cheese? No wait that was two week ago, I did I take today? Skittles? Hmmmm... that's not it... ummmm... can I get back to you?

    18. In Another Life, You Were:

    a) working as
    a circus animal

    b) lived in a wagon

    c) looked like an animal?

    d) had twenty children because the knowledge of the Roman sheepskin condom was mistakenly filed between "bad ideas for a snow day" and "words that end with -urple". The loving sounds like fun. I'll donate the kiddie chirpers though.

    19. Algebra is unnecessary. Gravity is an opinion. Jurassic Park could happen. tHiS kInD oF tYpInG iS cUtE. Has your brain exploded yet?
    EXPLODEY!!!! Woot!

    20. Leave me a Love Token for my appraisal.
    *drops a dead cheese token*

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    1. Your favorite color plus your least favorite color equals:
    Blood

    2. Your favorite shirt with green awning striped pants equals:
    Awesomeness

    3. Your Dead Significant Other:
    My cat

    4. Your Favorite Way to Blow Off a Question:
    Mumble

    5. Your Favorite Hideous Song:
    This is petty bad: Lala Song Player - The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats

    6. Your life has been made into a movie:

    a) Who directed it?
    Michale Gondry

    b) Who wrote the soundtrack?
    Kevin Shields

    c) Who will play you in this masterpiece of cinematography?
    Claire Danes

    d) Who is your faithful sidekick?
    I'm a loner.

    e) Nemesis?
    the Man...and the People

    f) Are you wearing spandex? Tell the truth.
    All cotton - every orifice can breath.

    7. Billy Idol encourages us to dance with ourselves. Healthy advice?


    8. Your Favorite Bad Movie:
    Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, the CA Raisins movie, too many to list...

    9. Dry depressing crunchy brown grass or gloppy red mud that turns your shoes into pottery?
    Pottery shoes! (something like clogs I imagine)

    10. Your Favorite Villain:
    Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty, Marquise de Merteuil in Dangerous Liaisons, Mrs. Danvers in Rebecca

    11. Your Favorite Book:
    Jude the Obscure is one anyway....

    12. Elvis loves you. True or False.
    Elvis is alive & works at my local Vons Grocery Store - true story.

    13. Essay question - Pug dogs eat your entire fambly...:
    No way....my cat can take him!
    http://www.popular-pics.com/PPImages/Ninja-Cat.jpg

    14. Your Favorite Time Wasting Behavior:
    This.

    15. The number 15 loves you. True or false. (We all know it hates you. Move along.)



    16. We're Running Away to the Circus. I'll Be a _________ and You'll Be a _________:

    erotic vulture / jellyroll like sculpture


    17. You've been sent to the corner. What did you do?! (AGAIN?!)


    18. In Another Life, You Were:

    a) working as
    a bohemian

    b) lived in
    pretentious arty loft that I somehow can afford with no real job

    c) looked like
    a bohemian

    d) had twenty children because the knowledge of the Roman sheepskin condom was mistakenly filed between "bad ideas for a snow day" and "words that end with -urple".
    Then I woke up from the nightmare....

    19. Algebra is unnecessary. Gravity is an opinion. Jurassic Park could happen. tHiS kInD oF tYpInG iS cUtE. Has your brain exploded yet?
    Just don't talk about socionics....

    20. Leave me a Love Token for my appraisal.
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    The ENFJ captain...he'll be confined to his quarters, alone with me the scurvy, at my mercy
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    1. Your favorite color plus your least favorite color equals:

    Yellow and brown equal sick.

    2. Your favorite shirt with green awning striped pants equals:

    Martian fancy dress costume.


    3. Your Dead Significant Other:

    Which one?

    4. Your Favorite Way to Blow Off a Question:

    Play devil's advocate.

    5. Your Favorite Hideous Song:

    Falcarius has none.



    6. Your life has been made into a movie:

    a) Who directed it?

    Guillermo del Toro, because Falcarius has still not forgiven Joe Johnston and Steven Spielberg for not giving him a part in the Jurassic Park franchise.

    b) Who wrote the soundtrack?

    It would be some cover from the 80's.

    c) Who will play you in this masterpiece of cinematography?

    Johnny Depp.

    d) Who is your faithful sidekick?

    Argentinasaurus.

    e) Nemesis?

    Tyrannosaurus Rex.

    f) Are you wearing spandex? Tell the truth.

    Nay, dinosaurs look better nude.




    7. Billy Idol encourages us to dance with ourselves. Healthy advice?

    No, that would be like ones mother dancing to Snoop Dogg.


    8. Your Favorite Bad Movie:

    Bingo, or Cop and ½.


    9. Dry depressing crunchy brown grass or gloppy red mud that turns your shoes into pottery?

    Sounds like the swamp Falcarius has to walk through to get to the grocery store.


    10. Your Favorite Villain:

    MacGuffin, whoops Falcarius means Darth Vader.


    11. Your Favorite Book:

    Protest, too many to list.

    The History of Tom Jones, a Foundling.



    12. Elvis loves you. True or False.

    True.


    13. Essay question - Pug dogs eat your entire fambly...:

    Holy $^£*.


    14. Your Favorite Time Wasting Behavior:

    Hitting on women in book stores, or sitting where some kid drowned in Parsons_Pleasure pretending to read while watching people come and go on punts.


    15. The number 15 loves you. True or false. (We all know it hates you. Move along.)


    :steam:



    16. We're Running Away to the Circus. I'll Be a _________ and You'll Be a _________:


    Clown/ lion tamer


    17. You've been sent to the corner. What did you do?! (AGAIN?!)

    Farted..




    18. In Another Life, You Were:


    Human.

    a) working as

    Spy.

    b) lived in

    Secret location.

    c) looked like

    Tourist.

    d) had twenty children because the knowledge of the Roman sheepskin condom was mistakenly filed between "bad ideas for a snow day" and "words that end with -urple".

    Falcarius knew he should have refused to be posted to Africa.




    19. Algebra is unnecessary. Gravity is an opinion. Jurassic Park could happen. tHiS kInD oF tYpInG iS cUtE. Has your brain exploded yet?

    No, Falcarius thought this all along.


    20. Leave me a Love Token for my appraisal.




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    The captain.
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    Oh our 3rd person reference to ourselves denotes nothing more than we realize we are epic characters on the forum.

    Narcissism, plain and simple.

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    1. Your favorite color plus your least favorite color equals:
    Blue + Pink = Brownish

    2. Your favorite shirt with green awning striped pants equals:
    Black Burton Shirt + Striped pants = Probably no more fashion violating than I normally am

    3. Your Dead Significant Other:
    Uberfuhrer

    4. Your Favorite Way to Blow Off a Question:
    Saying "I don't speak English" in perfect English.

    5. Your Favorite Hideous Song:
    Anything by Aqua

    6. Your life has been made into a movie:
    No one would watch such a boring video
    a) Who directed it?
    Hexis and Metamorphosis
    b) Who wrote the soundtrack?
    Mystic Tater
    c) Who will play you in this masterpiece of cinematography?
    Dieselephant
    d) Who is your faithful sidekick?
    Lexicon
    e) Nemesis?
    The Fuhrer from Fullmetal Alchemist.
    f) Are you wearing spandex? Tell the truth.
    When am I not?

    7. Billy Idol encourages us to dance with ourselves. Healthy advice?
    I hope so Itd make this much less awkward.. Unless of course you happen to be that guy from Silence of the Lambs..

    8. Your Favorite Bad Movie:
    Lets keep it G-rated now

    9. Dry depressing crunchy brown grass or gloppy red mud that turns your shoes into pottery?
    Mud. because its fun.

    10. Your Favorite Villain:
    Dr. Crane from Batman Begins.. ..

    11. Your Favorite Book:
    Alanna: The First Adventure.

    12. Elvis loves you. True or False.
    He did, but he dumped me for some bitch named Sandwich

    13. Essay question - Pug dogs eat your entire fambly...:
    I first pay Halla for losing the bet, and then capture them all and force them into doggy sweat shops and labor camps to work off their never-ending debt to me.

    14. Your Favorite Time Wasting Behavior:
    Being on the forum

    15. The number 15 loves you. True or false. (We all know it hates you. Move along.)
    but it said it loved me..

    16. We're Running Away to the Circus. I'll Be a _________ and You'll Be a _________:
    Badass, Cute Moe girl

    17. You've been sent to the corner. What did you do?! (AGAIN?!)
    ... Eatted the chalk..

    18. In Another Life, You Were:

    a) working as a mercenary demon slayer

    b) lived in my backpack

    c) looked like a badass

    d) had twenty children because the knowledge of the Roman sheepskin condom was mistakenly filed between "bad ideas for a snow day" and "words that end with -urple".
    Sounds like the story of my current life.

    19. Algebra is unnecessary. Gravity is an opinion. Jurassic Park could happen. tHiS kInD oF tYpInG iS cUtE. Has your brain exploded yet?
    Jurassic Park can TOTALLY happen!! Ya'll just wait! You'll be sorry ya'll didn't invest in my Velociraptor-proof window treatments then, now won't you?!

    20. Leave me a Love Token for my appraisal.
    Where's that waggling eyebrow emoticon when you need it....

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    This will be tough, but I will try:

    Quote Originally Posted by Domino View Post
    1. Your favorite color plus your least favorite color equals:

    brown

    2. Your favorite shirt with green awning striped pants equals:

    time I barfed after eating cotton candy

    3. Your Dead Significant Other:

    me

    4. Your Favorite Way to Blow Off a Question:

    self-deprecation

    5. Your Favorite Hideous Song:

    Paper Roses

    6. Your life has been made into a movie:

    a) Who directed it?

    Bergman

    b) Who wrote the soundtrack?

    i dont know soundtrack, is that the same as a band?

    c) Who will play you in this masterpiece of cinematography?

    definitely a healthy person!

    d) Who is your faithful sidekick?

    don't have one

    e) Nemesis?

    my ex

    f) Are you wearing spandex? Tell the truth.

    not at the moment, but my jeans usually have some, not ashamed in the least, love spandex

    7. Billy Idol encourages us to dance with ourselves. Healthy advice?

    you betcha, especially with really loud music when alone

    8. Your Favorite Bad Movie

    Arachnophobia-- though it was quite good, don't tend to have favorite bad movies

    9. Dry depressing crunchy brown grass or gloppy red mud that turns your shoes into pottery?

    This is something I encounter frequently

    10. Your Favorite Villain:

    the devil

    11. Your Favorite Book:

    none, my favorites were all the best at the time I read them

    12. Elvis loves you. True or False.

    who's elvis

    13. Essay question - Pug dogs eat your entire fambly...:

    When I was a little girl I caught a pug and another pug doin' it, much to my dismay, and from that time on, I never trusted them to meet my fambly

    14. Your Favorite Time Wasting Behavior:

    self stim on love interest and/or search for self

    15. The number 15 loves you. True or false. (We all know it hates you. Move along.)

    the number 15 is neutral and has elevated itself above love and hate (what a dumb ?)

    16. We're Running Away to the Circus. I'll Be a _________ and You'll Be a _________:

    lion tamer and you'll be whip

    17. You've been sent to the corner. What did you do?! (AGAIN?!)

    failed to pay attention

    18. In Another Life, You Were:

    a) working as

    linguist

    b) lived in

    several small villages

    c) looked like

    cleopatra

    d) had twenty children because the knowledge of the Roman sheepskin condom was mistakenly filed between "bad ideas for a snow day" and "words that end with -urple".

    is this a question?

    19. Algebra is unnecessary. Gravity is an opinion. Jurassic Park could happen. tHiS kInD oF tYpInG iS cUtE. Has your brain exploded yet?

    algebra is vexing

    20. Leave me a Love Token for my appraisal.

    you done good

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    the one who gave me least respect

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    I nnneeeeed to change the bad song I like. i neeeed to, you don't understand I'll die if I don't.

    Ke$ha-Blah Blah Blah (ft 3OH!3) don't ask why I like that song even though its awful, just don't ask it's too shameful.
    In no likes experiment.

    that is all

    i dunno what else to say so

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    1. Your favorite color plus your least favorite color equals:

    Favourite - blue. Least favourite - khaki. All that mixed together equals as bluhaki, the awesomest colour ever seen in the universe because I say so.

    2. Your favorite shirt with green awning striped pants equals:

    Party time.

    3. Your Dead Significant Other:



    4. Your Favorite Way to Blow Off a Question:

    Saying :"What? What? WHAT?" every time a question is repeated until it is...not anymore. Or I go with complete silence.

    5. Your Favorite Hideous Song:

    It's a love/hate relationship with this song. I blame my childhood.
    [YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLxTEV5vpyg"]Glenn Mederios - Nothing's Gonna Change My Love for You[/YOUTUBE]

    6. Your life has been made into a movie:
    a) Who directed it?

    Joe Wright makes magic.

    b) Who wrote the soundtrack?

    Thomas Newman or Dario Marianelli

    c) Who will play you in this masterpiece of cinematography?

    Kate Winslet

    d) Who is your faithful sidekick?

    One of my egos.

    e) Nemesis?

    Dame Judi Dench could be deliciously evil.

    f) Are you wearing spandex? Tell the truth.

    My brain swims in spandex.

    7. Billy Idol encourages us to dance with ourselves. Healthy advice?

    Physical exercise appears to be healthy.

    8. Your Favorite Bad Movie:

    Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.

    9. Dry depressing crunchy brown grass or gloppy red mud that turns your shoes into pottery?

    Grass.

    10. Your Favorite Villain:

    Keyser Söze

    11. Your Favorite Book:

    Never seen a book in my life.

    12. Elvis loves you. True or False.

    Maybe.

    13. Essay question - Pug dogs eat your entire fambly...:

    Ugh.

    14. Your Favorite Time Wasting Behavior:

    Sleeping.

    15. The number 15 loves you. True or false. (We all know it hates you. Move along.)

    If you say so.

    16. We're Running Away to the Circus. I'll Be a _________ and You'll Be a _________:

    We can pretend to be the Siamese twins trapeze artists.

    17. You've been sent to the corner. What did you do?! (AGAIN?!)

    I didn't do it! Again!

    18. In Another Life, You Were:

    a) working as

    Not. It's blasphemous to even suggest such a...such a...THING. :eek:

    b) lived in

    A nice chateau in...Loire Valley.

    c) looked like

    ...I belong there.

    d) had twenty children because the knowledge of the Roman sheepskin condom was mistakenly filed between "bad ideas for a snow day" and "words that end with -urple".

    Yay! I've always wanted my own army.

    19. Algebra is unnecessary. Gravity is an opinion. Jurassic Park could happen. tHiS kInD oF tYpInG iS cUtE. Has your brain exploded yet?

    Nah. May I have another? Still hungry.

    20. Leave me a Love Token for my appraisal.



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    1. Your favorite color plus your least favorite color equals: Some sort of brown


    2. Your favorite shirt with green awning striped pants equals: Ferrari yellow


    3. Your Dead Significant Other: Can't think of one


    4. Your Favorite Way to Blow Off a Question: Phshaa...


    5. Your Favorite Hideous Song: Linkin Park stuff


    6. Your life has been made into a movie:

    a) Who directed it? Chris Nolan

    b) Who wrote the soundtrack? Yokko Kanno

    c) Who will play you in this masterpiece of cinematography? D. Craig or Jeffrey Dean Morgan





    d) Who is your faithful sidekick? Forrest Whitaker

    e) Nemesis? Javier Bardem

    f) Are you wearing spandex? Tell the truth. I sure do hope not.


    7. Billy Idol encourages us to dance with ourselves. Healthy advice? Absotutely


    8. Your Favorite Bad Movie: Army of Darkness


    9. Dry depressing crunchy brown grass or gloppy red mud that turns your shoes into pottery? I love the red clay!


    10. Your Favorite Villain: Hannibal Lectur


    11. Your Favorite Book: Tai Pan/Shogun


    12. Elvis loves you. True or False. Need another gravity bong rip before I can answer...


    13. Essay question - Pug dogs eat your entire fambly...: We must have been flanked.


    14. Your Favorite Time Wasting Behavior: Thinking about a problem until its an opportunity.


    15. The number 15 loves you. True or false. (We all know it hates you. Move along.) Tebow loves me yes I know.


    16. We're Running Away to the Circus. I'll Be a _________ and You'll Be a _________: You're the girl that drives too fast, and I'm Mr. Barnum.


    17. You've been sent to the corner. What did you do?! (AGAIN?!) At least baby has company.


    18. In Another Life, You Were: Way more relaxed.

    a) working as KingFisher

    b) lived in KF's sailboat

    c) looked like a stone cold stunna

    d) had twenty children because the knowledge of the Roman sheepskin condom was mistakenly filed between "bad ideas for a snow day" and "words that end with -urple".


    19. Algebra is unnecessary. Gravity is an opinion. Jurassic Park could happen. tHiS kInD oF tYpInG iS cUtE. Has your brain exploded yet? Yawn.


    20. Leave me a Love Token for my appraisal.



    Island for sale.


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    1. Your favorite color plus your least favorite color equals:
    What i'd imagine Popeye's feces to look like.

    2. Your favorite shirt with green awning striped pants equals:
    A complete waste of a perfectly good shirt.

    3. Your Dead Significant Other:
    N/A


    5. Your Favorite Hideous Song:
    The final 4 minutes of The Manifold Curiosity by Kayo Dot
    It's hideous in the sense that it sounds like a lifetime of negative emotions being channeled into a few minutes of pandemonium. If by hideous you mean corny... Barbie Girl by Aqua.

    6. Your life has been made into a movie:
    a) Who directed it?

    Brock Lee Nosewater, a pretentious film school undergrad with a Kubrick fetish.

    b) Who wrote the soundtrack?
    Toby Driver.

    c) Who will play you in this masterpiece of cinematography?
    Joseph Gordon-Levitt, as long as he promises to keep that smug look off his face on any promotional photos.

    d) Who is your faithful sidekick?
    If there was a sidekick, it wouldn't be a movie about my life...

    e) Nemesis?
    Joseph Gordon-Levitt. Yeah, it's that kind of movie. I told you Brock Lee Nosewater is pretentious.

    f) Are you wearing spandex? Tell the truth.
    Not in the movie...

    7. Billy Idol encourages us to dance with ourselves. Healthy advice?
    Yes.

    8. Your Favorite Bad Movie:
    Bad Taste.

    9. Dry depressing crunchy brown grass or gloppy red mud that turns your shoes into pottery?
    The first one... and congratulations for possibly being the first person in the history of ever to consider grass depressing.

    10. Your Favorite Villain:
    The one that lives inside of me. I keep him at bay, but he's part of me so of course he's my favourite. Yeah, i'm even more pretentious than Brock Lee Nosewater. Whatever... at least i don't have a silly name.

    11. Your Favorite Book:
    13 easy steps to overcoming supersticion

    12. Elvis loves you. True or False.
    What is love... I'm just an object to him, i have no illusions about that. Still, behind those dead, cold eyesockets hides a man who really just wants to be loved.

    13. Essay question - Pug dogs eat your entire fambly...:
    and they all live happily ever after. Except for Bandit, who suddenly realizes the futility of life after finally getting a hold of his own tail and commits suicide by jumping out of a plane.

    14. Your Favorite Time Wasting Behavior:
    Living.

    15. The number 15 loves you. True or false. (We all know it hates you. Move along.)
    (Alright.)

    16. We're Running Away to the Circus. I'll Be a _________ and You'll Be a _________:
    I'll be a tiger and you'll be a tiger. I've always wanted to fuck a tiger. Problem is that tigers won't let me, but i suppose that actually being a tiger would improve my odds considerably.

    17. You've been sent to the corner. What did you do?! (AGAIN?!)
    I left the corner.

    18. In Another Life, You Were:
    a) working as

    A gondolier.

    b) lived in
    Dallas, Texas.

    c) looked like
    Chow Yun Fat.

    d) had twenty children because the knowledge of the Roman sheepskin condom was mistakenly filed between "bad ideas for a snow day" and "words that end with -urple".
    Indeed, but most of them ran away to join the circus. I'm not sure why... something about tigers.

    19. Algebra is unnecessary. Gravity is an opinion. Jurassic Park could happen. tHiS kInD oF tYpInG iS cUtE. Has your brain exploded yet?
    My brain has been exploding since birth. It's just a particularly slow explosion.

    20. Leave me a Love Token for my appraisal.
    See #16

    BONUS QUESTION (brought to you by Lady Jaye): If you were scurvy, who would you afflict first on the pirate ship? This one is a thinker - give yourself a few moments to ponder the vastness (arrr! Avast, ye hearties!) of it.
    Larry. I hate that guy.
    ik sprokkel wat dagen, drop baggage,
    soms heb ik geen zin om die koffers te dragen,
    ik laat los, los het op, word onzichtbaar
    en geef de buitenlucht wat ruimte terug
    dus.. nu zit ik op m'n fiets alsof het niets is,
    maar niets kan toch niet uit zichzelf pedalen laten draaien?

    ~ Typhoon

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