LOL, PT's dreams cracked me up. "Most people dream of being chased by bears. I dream of obliterating existence."
I had the most awful but vivid dream a couple months ago. It was in vivid color, but usually I don't even remember my dreams.
I was driving across a bridge. I looked down at my lap for some reason - maybe to check the mp3 player sitting in my lap (which is true to life, because I often drive while listening to my player) - and I looked up in time to realize I had drifted into oncoming traffic. I veered out of the way of oncoming cars and lost control of the car. When I realized I was going to go over the side of the bridge, I opened the car door to jump out. I got halfway out when the car went over with half of me still in it. Luckily, when I hit the water I wasn't in the car. So I watched the car's headlights sink into the watery gloom and swam back to the surface. Luckily, the guy from Dirty Jobs was there. He had a cell phone, so I asked if I could use it, and he lent it to me. We both climbed up the steep, muddy red walls of the river and stood on the bridge as I called my mom. I was anticipating her anger at the loss of the car. She picked up, already irritated, and I explained to her that I'd driven the car off a bridge. "The car sunk. But - but I'm all right," I added hopefully at the end, hoping she'd spare me her wrath. "Great," she said in an irritated, scornful tone.
The dream sped ahead to when I came home later. My oldest brother was sitting on the computer facing away from me. When I was halfway up the steps, it occurred to me to ask him a question. I asked him if insurance would cover someone driving their car off a bridge (I'm chuckling as I write this). I was feeling so awful when I asked, and SO scared, and I just hoped he'd say yes or give me some hope. "No, it doesn't," he said. "The insurance doesn't..." and here I couldn't hear him. "What did you say?" I asked, but he just turned up the volume on the newscast and completely ignored me. I continued walking up the steps to my room, head down.
I woke up and immediately started crying. Lol, it's kind of funny to me now, but it still almost brings tears to my eyes.