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    Default Old Rasputin: a quest for glory

    Hi forum. And special hi vent. Story time. But the gist is im going to drink and be underwhelmed in the morning. Post something.

    Last night I decided, Alice style (I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.), I was going to shave. The aftermath of that decision has been disastrous. And so, come Friday, I will grow once more. This time I am going to impose a limit . . . like a time lock safe. This limit will be at least three months. But I hope it will be longer. Much longer.

    I need your help. I need you posting here, keeping me awake and drinking. There are three options: the poll, plan B, and Third Option. Third Option is where I take a suggestion from the audience and incorporate all or part of it. So feel free to share.

    Plan B is why I need you. Basically, the more Old Rasputin I drink, the longer my shaving ban. I have three old raspys; I am currently thinking that each bottle represents a three month ban extension. So, with a three month starting point, if I finish all three then I have a 12 month ban. But I could be persuaded for something more sinister, for example each bottle could double the ban period (3 bottles = 24 months), or even square it (3 bottles = 6.5k months (is my wow showing?)). So the last option is a little outlandish.

    So you are probably wondering where Old Rasputin came into all of this. Earlier tonight, I mentioned to my friend (INTJ, no less) that I was going to grow my beard out for 6 mos without considering shaving it. His immediate reaction was to say 'how does it go . . . ?' and hold his hand up, 'sputin style.



    This made me feel really good. Then my trusty ENTJ mentioned that I could push beers around with a 6 month old beard, while making funky chin gestures at the glasses on the table.

    So now I am adopting Rasputin as my muse, or standard, or Ni-symbolism-mantra-creature. He's got a beard, he's got a gesture, he's got the phrase "One does not become an intimate friend quickly." circling around him, he's the coolest kitchen aid!

    Also I am feeling a bit sad tonight. But writing this post has been invigorating.

    Alright I cant think of anything else to say currently. +100 points if this thread has zero replies when I check in ~8 hours.

    progress (im horribly inefficient at turning beer to posts):



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    [YOUTUBE="9RK9jvK2kGk"]Now for some drinking music[/YOUTUBE]

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    you guys suck. not that it matters

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    You should stick with the '3 month per' guideline. If more beardage is needed, re-do this adventure. I'd suggest things for you to do, but you've already run outside naked once that i know of.
    Hang on traveling woman - Don't sacrifice your plan
    Cause it will come back to you - Before you lose it on the man


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    Quote Originally Posted by Unkindloving View Post
    I'd suggest things for you to do, but
    ur so Fe

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    I could tell you what to do, but i only do that shit to people i don't give a damn about.
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    Not sure i could drink anything named after that evil mofo.

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    9 mos

    is he evil?

    [YOUTUBE="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u-HCHCuHMg"]am I evil?[/YOUTUBE]
    ps . . . the song isnt from KEA but I will let it slide . . .

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    Quote Originally Posted by lamp View Post
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    You're going to birth a fat, possibly-deformed beard.
    Hang on traveling woman - Don't sacrifice your plan
    Cause it will come back to you - Before you lose it on the man


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    If I drink enough i wont have to listen to it cry, ever

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