Hi forum. And special hi vent. Story time. But the gist is im going to drink and be underwhelmed in the morning. Post something.
Last night I decided, Alice style (I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.), I was going to shave. The aftermath of that decision has been disastrous. And so, come Friday, I will grow once more. This time I am going to impose a limit . . . like a time lock safe. This limit will be at least three months. But I hope it will be longer. Much longer.
I need your help. I need you posting here, keeping me awake and drinking. There are three options: the poll, plan B, and Third Option. Third Option is where I take a suggestion from the audience and incorporate all or part of it. So feel free to share.
Plan B is why I need you. Basically, the more Old Rasputin I drink, the longer my shaving ban. I have three old raspys; I am currently thinking that each bottle represents a three month ban extension. So, with a three month starting point, if I finish all three then I have a 12 month ban. But I could be persuaded for something more sinister, for example each bottle could double the ban period (3 bottles = 24 months), or even square it (3 bottles = 6.5k months (is my wow showing?)). So the last option is a little outlandish.
So you are probably wondering where Old Rasputin came into all of this. Earlier tonight, I mentioned to my friend (INTJ, no less) that I was going to grow my beard out for 6 mos without considering shaving it. His immediate reaction was to say 'how does it go . . . ?' and hold his hand up, 'sputin style.
This made me feel really good. Then my trusty ENTJ mentioned that I could push beers around with a 6 month old beard, while making funky chin gestures at the glasses on the table.
So now I am adopting Rasputin as my muse, or standard, or Ni-symbolism-mantra-creature. He's got a beard, he's got a gesture, he's got the phrase "One does not become an intimate friend quickly." circling around him, he's the coolest kitchen aid!
Also I am feeling a bit sad tonight. But writing this post has been invigorating.
Alright I cant think of anything else to say currently. +100 points if this thread has zero replies when I check in ~8 hours.
progress (im horribly inefficient at turning beer to posts):