Mailboxes drip like lamp posts in the twisted birth canal of the coliseum
Rimjob fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
Oh, say can you see 'em?
Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the laundromat
The mouse with the overbite explained
How the rabbits were ensnared
And the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary diplomat
Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven life
If you could be anything you want, I bet you'd be disappointed--am I right?