Originally Posted by YourLocalJesus
You're damn right i'm gonna roast the unsaved children!
But will you stuff, season and baste them too? Unending fish and loaves was impressive and all, but it's a pretty bland catering option where today's more discerning palates are concerned.
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Hmmm.... I'm catholic... and MY Jesus loves all the childrens
Saturnalia parties ARE beast... but I like mah presents.
I think I'll put my faith in Santa Clause then, not Jesus, he always brings me sweeeeet presents and hasn't threatened to eat me once!