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    Exclamation Disturbing fortune cookie... need advice

    I just returned from lunch with a few colleagues, and my fortune cookie had this to say:

    An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!

    What should I do? How do I prepare for this visitation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAVO View Post
    I just returned from lunch with a few colleagues, and my fortune cookie had this to say:

    An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!

    What should I do? How do I prepare for this visitation?
    You probably already stepped on him and killed him.

    (wait --- did he look like a fortune cookie and have a scrap of paper in his tummy? You MONSTER!!!!)
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    It really sounds like you are about to be visted by a green hemoetoma - compelte with fangs...

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    Wife must be pregnant again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinkerbell View Post
    It really sounds like you are about to be visted by a green hemoetoma - compelte with fangs...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAVO View Post
    I just returned from lunch with a few colleagues, and my fortune cookie had this to say:

    An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!

    What should I do? How do I prepare for this visitation?
    You know my answer........

    ..."IN BED"



    Good luck, bud!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAVO View Post
    I just returned from lunch with a few colleagues, and my fortune cookie had this to say:

    An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!

    What should I do? How do I prepare for this visitation?
    Meh! Obviously, it just means that you're going to be watching Avatar in 3D here soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tinkerbell View Post
    It really sounds like you are about to be visted by a green hemoetoma - compelte with fangs...



    FARRAPPGHT FPFWORPFT FFFPFWRAP

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    LOL

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