Quote Originally Posted by JAVO View Post
I just returned from lunch with a few colleagues, and my fortune cookie had this to say:

An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!
I bet the guy who was waiting on your table was not native to the US and therefore an alien. He visited you shortly after you read the cookie to give you the tab.

What should I do? How do I prepare for this visitation?
Pay your check and leave.