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    Oh no, just keep it in columbus.

    Everytime you say something stupid interesting I say something about keeping it in columbus.

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    FARRAPPGHT FPFWORPFT FFFPFWRAP = News Anchors Flying Around As They Deflate
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAVO View Post
    I just returned from lunch with a few colleagues, and my fortune cookie had this to say:

    An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!

    What should I do? How do I prepare for this visitation?
    So - what sort of alien? An illegal alien? A legal one? Define it for yourself. I'm sure some folks would say their siblings would qualify... any black sheep in your family that might be showing up unexpectedly for Christmas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MacGuffin View Post
    Wife must be pregnant again.
    This.


    It's time for " the surgery", Javs. It's very clear you're too fertile.

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    Make sure you only have a low quality camera on you at all times. Make sure to move while taking pictures of the alien.

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    Quote Originally Posted by justxher View Post


    FARRAPPGHT FPFWORPFT FFFPFWRAP
    Quote Originally Posted by Elaur View Post
    Make sure you only have a low quality camera on you at all times. Make sure to move while taking pictures of the alien.
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    I met an alien once. I just bought some replacement headphones for my 360(I don't know why as I stopped using headphones on Xbox live shortly after getting sick of all the stupidity) from the local target and was on the way out when I saw something walking toward me... scared for my well being as it was dark I quickly shuffled to my car closed the door and pulled my seatbelt over my shoulder when I heard a knock on my window.

    For some God forsaken reason I opened the window and there lay a hispanic man asking for change, as he just came to the country he explained his situation and I handed him my change left over from buying the headset.

    I don't know why he chose me that day... maybe I'll never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jennifer View Post
    You probably already stepped on him and killed him.

    (wait --- did he look like a fortune cookie and have a scrap of paper in his tummy? You MONSTER!!!!)
    LOL!

    Javs, that has to be THE strangest fortune cookie EVER. Never eat wherever you did again. Who knows what will happen with the NEXT fortune cookie. Maybe Xenu himself will come springing out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JAVO View Post
    I just returned from lunch with a few colleagues, and my fortune cookie had this to say:

    An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!

    What should I do? How do I prepare for this visitation?
    Break out the weaponry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JAVO View Post
    I just returned from lunch with a few colleagues, and my fortune cookie had this to say:

    An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly!

    What should I do? How do I prepare for this visitation?
    I wouldn't be too worried about a short alien.

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