Example: Even the worst statistic is that the divorce rate (i.e., people who get divorced in one year) is 50% of the marriage rate (i.e., people who marry within the same year). And so even that horrendous rate is still only 50% and thus nowhere close to "bound to happen."
If you're going to be sardonic, you have to at least have a clue!
ps...exquisite potato of pinkness??? What the....?