I'm like watching the very first version of nosferatu and laughing at what used to freak people out, I can imagine an audience watching it and being all like WTF!! Mind you they must have simply been like WTF, moving images!!!! Bloudy witchcraft!!!
My 28-year-old brother just called me to ask me how to do dishes. He moved into an apartment 3 weeks ago that does not have a dishwasher, and he has never done dishes by hand before.
I inquired about what he's been doing for the past 3 weeks without dishwashing soap and he said, "Well, I haven't run out of dishes yet. Will 3 week old buffalo wing sauce stain ceramic plates?"
“Everybody has a secret world inside of them. All of the people of the world, I mean everybody. No matter how dull and boring they are on the outside, inside
them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds. Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands maybe.” -Neil Gaiman
I didnt get a text all week from someone I was hoping would say as much as Hi, I didnt get a happy new year message either and I got a message from every other bloudy sinner I've ever bloudy met from the look of it (seriously loads of these people I had to message them to find out who they where because I didnt even have the numbers stored anymore, it was like "you know me, remember six or seven years ago we'd go for coffee before class...", yeah right). God or the cosmos or something trying to provide a lesson there. Its not a happy one either.
Plus I'm less and less able to have any sort of fun around people who're drinking, especially family, some of them are mean drunks and should know it by now and the ones which arent, well, when they get a tipsy I'm just reminded of the behaviour of the others. Great, looking into 2011 as the accidential temperance campaigner.