nope... mine is a whole group of people just as ditzy as me... holidays involve crossing your finger that someone won't announce happily what a present is by accident before it's open... not to mention everyone telling Tales of Mistakes Made by Not Thinking
“Things just happen. What the hell.” -Terry Pratchett
She reminds me of the female surgeon who was in the operating room. As I was situating myself on the table, she kept repeating "LIFT UP YOUR HAUNCHES!"; the last time she practically yelled. I muttered under my breath, "Christ, you sound like a gym coach", to which the anesthesiologist forced a burly, drawn-out laugh with unnaturally white teeth.