nope... mine is a whole group of people just as ditzy as me... holidays involve crossing your finger that someone won't announce happily what a present is by accident before it's open... not to mention everyone telling Tales of Mistakes Made by Not Thinking
“The good are innocent and create justice. The bad are guilty, which is why they invent mercy.” -Terry Pratchett
She reminds me of the female surgeon who was in the operating room. As I was situating myself on the table, she kept repeating "LIFT UP YOUR HAUNCHES!"; the last time she practically yelled. I muttered under my breath, "Christ, you sound like a gym coach", to which the anesthesiologist forced a burly, drawn-out laugh with unnaturally white teeth.