Why is it that cars manage to simultaneously break down at our place...4 cars. First car breaks down, costs a fortune (head gasket is gone), then the second car goes (battery), and lastly the third just caputs...luckily there is a 4th car. What are the odds...looks suspiciously at mechanic.
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