I'm tired. Oh GOD, so very tired.
Thread: Random Thought Thread
12-03-2010, 07:10 PM #8381
Terrible things happen to good people every day.
Consequentially, I am not one of the good people.
I am one of the terrible things..
12-03-2010, 09:37 PM #8382
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- Aug 2010
I'm addicted to grace.
But the only way to get it for yourself is to earn it. I call it ego killing. To accept the loss of the people, places, and things that you once placed far above your own life. To let go of what once brought you such unspeakable fulfillment and happiness. To willingly and fully experience the pain of such trials to the very last inch of its bitter life-consuming end.
And in return, the world hands you grace.
I'm addicted to grace.
Because nothing tastes sweeter than the things you've truly
12-03-2010, 09:40 PM #8383
12-03-2010, 09:43 PM #8384--------------------
MBTI -> (E) 77.14% | (i) 22.86% ; (S) 60% | (n) 40% ; (T) 72.22% | (f) 27.78% ; (P) 51.43% | (j) 48.57%
BIG 5 -> Extroversion 77% ; Accommodation 60% ; Orderliness 62% ; Emotional Stability 64% ; Open Mindedness 74%
"If somebody asks your MBTI type on a first date, run". -Donna Cecilia
"Enneagram is psychological underpinnings. Cognitive Functions are mental reasoning and perceptional processes. -Sanjuro
12-03-2010, 09:50 PM #8385
12-03-2010, 10:08 PM #8386
Hahahahahaha, omfg! This is epically hilarious. Made my life.
This site below actually has more, and I think is better.
The absolute best one is probably this:
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term.
The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing
obviously hasn't ceased...
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it
expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as
souls are added. This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze." This student received the only A.
12-03-2010, 10:40 PM #8387figsfiggyfigsGuest
^ LOL you guys. thank you for that!
12-04-2010, 12:34 AM #8388SnifflesGuest
Just seeking some philosophical stimulation atm, but nothing too heavy.
12-04-2010, 10:20 AM #8389figsfiggyfigsGuest
Last night. I was was so unequivocally lazy, I took out the on-screen keyboard to type, while my computer was only 2 feet away( if I stretched my arms, I'd reach the keyboard)....
12-04-2010, 10:52 AM #8390
someday you'll know just how I feel...someday"I put the fires out."
"you made them worse."