I always eat my muffins while doing the handstand. I hold the muffin with my left foot. I don't really get strange looks when I eat muffins, everybody got used to me being so flexible. Besides, when I eat muffins in public, I wouldn't notice when I get strange looks. But that's probably because then my head is on scrotch height and I'm too lazy to look up/down to check other people's faces.
I was sitting outside the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower. The TV was obviously on. I used to fly myself and I said, "There's one terrible pilot."
- George W. Bush -