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    Y'all.

    Today at work I received the strangest fucking letter, and the reason why I know this is because the mail carrier was like, "Can you give this to (my coworker's name who is not in today)?"

    I said, "Sure thing!"

    And then, for some weird reason, he was like, "It's for the town's swingers club."

    ...

    Okay. Don't panic. Maybe it's not what I think it is. I come home, I hop on the laptop, and search for this swingers club in my town, convinced it is dance club of some sort.

    ...

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    ^ Mature Random Thought Thread post warning
    everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were
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    Me: I like your hat.

    Him: oh you say you like my pEnIs//?

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    5'2" girls were not made to live alone, less if they are as absent-minded as me. Here's my odyssey:

    Two lightbulbs (of the same lamp) burnt. "Hey, I was prepared for this, I have extra lightbulbs somewhere!!" Yes, I had. I had FOUR extra lightbulbs. I felt like I could survive any apocalypse... for 10 seconds.

    "Okay, so... now the question is how to get to the ceiling. Let's see, what did you do last time a lightbulb burnt? Argh, you borrowed the manager's ladder, but the manager's gone... Come on, INTP, you have to come up with some idea!"

    And I did.

    My bed plus a suitcase laid horizontally plus a really hard box, one on top of the other would do the trick (because, you know, putting a chair on the bed seemed dangerous).

    I built my device, climbed it... and realized I hadn't brought the lightbulbs. But once up there, I didn't know how to climb it down, so I had to put my feet on the borders of the suitcase and move the box aside.

    I went for the two lightbulbs, I placed the bed and put the box on the suitcase. I climbed the construction and grabbed one lightulb, only to notice that I could reach the ceiling but not exactly the lamp and stretching out to reach it would cause my fall right to the "underworld".

    Sigh... I climbed down, took the box and the suitcase off the bed. Moved the bed. I realized that probably the lamp has a dead mosquito inside and opening it above my bed will cause me having to change my bed sheets and it was already too much work for the day, so I decided to put an old filthy blanket on the bed, not noticing the lightbulbs had been forgotten under it.

    I threw the suitcase on the bed... Kriiiiiiiishk!

    Making it short, after using a vacuum cleaner to eliminate all possible glass splinters from the bed, I managed to fulfill my task.

    I'm out of lightbulbs, though.
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    Anime makes me so emotional.

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    Week it
    everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were
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    different computer

    YAS Post # 66166!!
    everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were

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    I'm tired of Hillary screeching. I'm tired of Donald the Tangerine Terror bellowing. So I propose that the upcoming presidential debate be conducted entirely in sign language. That way all they can do is frantically gesture at each other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by labyrinthine View Post
    Star S'mores!!

    Interesting twist
    Work for a cause not for Applause
    Live to express not to Impress



    6w7 > 1w2 > 4w3

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    Monday is going to be my last work day, yaaaasssss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theforsaken View Post
    Monday is going to be my last work day, yaaaasssss.
    r u gon b stay at home mom?
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