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    Y'all.

    Today at work I received the strangest fucking letter, and the reason why I know this is because the mail carrier was like, "Can you give this to (my coworker's name who is not in today)?"

    I said, "Sure thing!"

    And then, for some weird reason, he was like, "It's for the town's swingers club."

    ...

    Okay. Don't panic. Maybe it's not what I think it is. I come home, I hop on the laptop, and search for this swingers club in my town, convinced it is dance club of some sort.

    ...

    It's cold in hell.
    It's cold in hell, they said.
    It's cold in hell.
    In this endless winter.

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    ^ Mature Random Thought Thread post warning
    Your Online Manic Pixie Dream Girl

    What is a manic pixie dream girl?

    It refers to "that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures." A pretty, outgoing, whacky romantic lead whose sole purpose is to help broody male characters lighten up and enjoy their lives.
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    Me: I like your hat.

    Him: oh you say you like my pEnIs//?

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    5'2" girls were not made to live alone, less if they are as absent-minded as me. Here's my odyssey:

    Two lightbulbs (of the same lamp) burnt. "Hey, I was prepared for this, I have extra lightbulbs somewhere!!" Yes, I had. I had FOUR extra lightbulbs. I felt like I could survive any apocalypse... for 10 seconds.

    "Okay, so... now the question is how to get to the ceiling. Let's see, what did you do last time a lightbulb burnt? Argh, you borrowed the manager's ladder, but the manager's gone... Come on, INTP, you have to come up with some idea!"

    And I did.

    My bed plus a suitcase laid horizontally plus a really hard box, one on top of the other would do the trick (because, you know, putting a chair on the bed seemed dangerous).

    I built my device, climbed it... and realized I hadn't brought the lightbulbs. But once up there, I didn't know how to climb it down, so I had to put my feet on the borders of the suitcase and move the box aside.

    I went for the two lightbulbs, I placed the bed and put the box on the suitcase. I climbed the construction and grabbed one lightulb, only to notice that I could reach the ceiling but not exactly the lamp and stretching out to reach it would cause my fall right to the "underworld".

    Sigh... I climbed down, took the box and the suitcase off the bed. Moved the bed. I realized that probably the lamp has a dead mosquito inside and opening it above my bed will cause me having to change my bed sheets and it was already too much work for the day, so I decided to put an old filthy blanket on the bed, not noticing the lightbulbs had been forgotten under it.

    I threw the suitcase on the bed... Kriiiiiiiishk!

    Making it short, after using a vacuum cleaner to eliminate all possible glass splinters from the bed, I managed to fulfill my task.

    I'm out of lightbulbs, though.
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    Anime makes me so emotional.

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    Your Online Manic Pixie Dream Girl

    What is a manic pixie dream girl?

    It refers to "that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures." A pretty, outgoing, whacky romantic lead whose sole purpose is to help broody male characters lighten up and enjoy their lives.
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    different computer

    YAS Post # 66166!!
    Your Online Manic Pixie Dream Girl

    What is a manic pixie dream girl?

    It refers to "that bubbly, shallow cinematic creature that exists solely in the fevered imaginations of sensitive writer-directors to teach broodingly soulful young men to embrace life and its infinite mysteries and adventures." A pretty, outgoing, whacky romantic lead whose sole purpose is to help broody male characters lighten up and enjoy their lives.

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    I'm tired of Hillary screeching. I'm tired of Donald the Tangerine Terror bellowing. So I propose that the upcoming presidential debate be conducted entirely in sign language. That way all they can do is frantically gesture at each other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by labyrinthine View Post
    Star S'mores!!

    Interesting twist
    Work for a cause not for Applause
    Live to express not to Impress



    6w7 > 1w2 > 4w3

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    Monday is going to be my last work day, yaaaasssss.
    It's cold in hell.
    It's cold in hell, they said.
    It's cold in hell.
    In this endless winter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theforsaken View Post
    Monday is going to be my last work day, yaaaasssss.
    r u gon b stay at home mom?
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